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"Ada's mother remained bitter towards Lord Byron and promoted Ada's interest in mathematics and logic in an effort to prevent her from developing what she saw as the insanity"
Because classically, we devs have been considered sane, normal people, by the wider populace.
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One of the women at work said, "We've gone from doing nothing to doing nothing less productively.
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You've posted it in the lounge, and there's nothing less productive than that!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: You've posted it in the lounge, and there's nothing less productive than that!
LOL, you'd think, but OP surpassed that by re-posting the exact same content in a new thread. He is a legend!
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I bow to his non-productive greatness!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Laughed my ass off at this one. +24
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OTOH, he managed to post the first one 53 minutes after the second one.
Inventing and using a working time machine sounds rather productive to me.
I suspect spam-filter shenanigans.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Trouble is no one can pronounce his name. He'll just be Opie here I guess
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I'll just call him "Yog-Sothoth".
"Ygnaiih . . . ygnaiih . . . thflthkh’ngha . . . Yog-Sothoth . . ." rang the hideous croaking out of space. "Y’bthnk . . . h’ehye—n’grkdl’lh. . . ."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, he had to thoughtfully consider the repost from all vantage points. Possibly held a meeting about it, too.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Is something small, red, and whispering a hoarse radish?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or is it C# code (again)?
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We'll need to get to the root of this.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Just so long as you don't vegetate...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Paging Dr. Brassica Rabbit this instant!
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It could be a cheery tomato; they aren't very loud.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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...?[^]
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Geez kid. That's baaaaad.
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I didn't know goats used butter.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I love having Hot, Buttered Goat for breakfast... with a couple of poached eggs.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I've never had breakfast with ova. I'd always worried about them rolling out of their seats.
One would have thought that the conversation with a couple of poached eggs would be rather limited. Still, if you can get them to sit down with you, that's a start.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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What is the most current Windows Phone platform called?
[] Win7 Phone? []Win10 Phone? []WinPhone 10? []WinDiez? []WinFone? [ ] Other? []unknown
I overheard a customer at the local B&N asking for a book on Windows Phone.
The employee nor the customer knew what the name of it is.
Customer: "Windows 10 phone? Windows 7 phone? WinPhone?"
Employee: squints at books, scratches head.
Nice marketing, Microsoft.
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Windows Phone is the Term, Win 10 is the operating system running on it, it's really that easy
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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