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Just a thought: might be an idea to move the name into the body of the post - it may seem rather out of context on the front page list of lounge posts...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is it because he's asian? Is it? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm thinking of become prejudiced against left-handers just so there is someone left you can make jokes about... 
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#LeftysLivesMatter? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Leave us left handed people alone!!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Just noticed the thumbs up is left-handed. We can't be having that, the rest of us civilised people need to boycott the site in protest at this obvious Liberalism brainwashing by Chris and the team.
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http://www.iemoji.com/view/emoji/56/people/thumbs-up-sign[^]
Android / Samsung use a right-handed "thumbs-up" icon; everyone else uses a left-handed icon. Looks like Chris is voting with the majority. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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What!
Who let you lefties in? 
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George Osbourne 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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There is no handed-ness.
Scientists have never found a structure in the brain* which correlates to a person using a specific hand.
It's all in their minds. Just start using your right hand like normal people.
* I marked this as a joke, but there really isn't anything in the brain that indicates handed-ness.
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newton.saber wrote: It's all in their minds...
Not true. My second child, who is left handed, was using his left hand as primary hand the day we brought him home from the hospital.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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After the battle is over, I suppose we will see who is left.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: I suppose we will see who is left
After that, you win.
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Left handed people have only one day in their name, Aug 13 ...
... and this greatly annoys my daughter, who is left handed.
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just tell her that right handed people don't have a day after them 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Avijnata wrote: and this greatly annoys my daughter, who is left handed
 And you still speak to her?
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No other go for her. I have to clarify her doubts in Sanskrit, Kannada and Maths 
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Don't forget gingerism is not only still allowed but positively encouraged!
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah, but they are an easy target. Shooting fish in a barrel... 
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That seems like a sinister development.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm thinking of become prejudiced against left-handers just so there is someone left you can make jokes about... 
That is a good thought for today.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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