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That's Wednesdays - this[^] is todays.
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XKCD wrote: "Try to open google.com and click view source"
  Damn, call that optimisation or obfuscation, this is pretty impressive.
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Wow! All of that code to display a nearly empty Google search screen!
Did the same test with Bing, and the code was not as obfuscated.
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Even so, at 169k google.com passes as a very light weight page these days. The clusterelephant that is your normal web framework these days is much larger. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Is a bear wearing glasses a grizzly spectacle?
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This is a polarizing statement.
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I can't bear to even consider it.
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Oh, stop your grizzling.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Bear with him...
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Oh man, that really is a paw attempt at a pun.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Easy fur you to say.
/ravi
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I think he's trying to panda to the masses.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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People, people, people = When I said "Bring your 'growlers', I meant the ones filled with beer, not bear!
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Yeah, I'm just making an ursine of myself... 
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Will be a cricketing* spectacle if it wears Google glass.
* Googly
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The spectacled bear[^] (Tremarctos ornatus), also known as the Andean bear or Andean short-faced bear and locally as jukumari (Aymara), ukumari (Quechua) or ukuku, is the last remaining short-faced bear (subfamily Tremarctinae). Its closest relatives are the extinct Florida spectacled bear,[2] and the giant short-faced bears of the Middle Pleistocene to Late Pleistocene age.[3][4] Spectacled bears are the only surviving speciess of bear native to South America, and the only surviving member of the subfamily Tremarctinae.
SO, THERE!
modified 23-Nov-15 10:27am.
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Ha! As soon as I started reading your post, I thought to myself, "Self, I'm pretty sure I've seen a spectacled bear at the Cincinnati Zoo", so I clicked on your wiki link to see what it looked like, and (after fixing it with '_bear') the picture in the description is captioned with "At the Cincinnati Zoo". 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Fur Fozzie's sake! Stay focused, my bear friend.
Life is too shor
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When you're around a grizzly, be sure to Treadwell.
Too soon?
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I had to Google him... so 2003 isn't too soon for me.
And having read his story on wiki, I can only say "what an idiot"... Evolution in action!
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Wouldn't that be a bear wearing a monocle?
This post is provided by PC* Correction Services
* Plurality Consistency - not what you're thinking
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No - it's a Spectacled Bear.[^]
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