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Leaf out the moaning
veni bibi saltavi
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That's tearable!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'll make a note of that.
/ravi
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The force pulling it in is in equilibrium with that pushing it out.
Implies that there's a lot of activity involved even in keeping it stationary.
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Stamping on it is better than going postal.
[^]
Life is too shor
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Don't you mean stationery?
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, ALBERT, BUT THAT WAS A PUNE, OR PLAY ON WORDS --- PTerry, Hogfather
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, pushing ... Stationary.
I looked at it as envelope....stationery.
Two possible puns.
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A pune, or play on words indeed!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ok,
- by whom is it rated?
- how do they know in advance what we are going to post?
- what will they do if my parents will not allow me to post in the lounge?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: - by whom is it rated?
The illuminati
CDP1802 wrote: - how do they know in advance what we are going to post?
They are the illuminati!
CDP1802 wrote: - what will they do if my parents will not allow me to post in the lounge?
Whatever the illumininati want to do?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 25-Nov-15 10:30am.
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Quote: Whatever the illumininati want to do?
Something bright, I'm sure.
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Darn that typo!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I haven't even noticed it
Saw Illuminati written three times, only read it once
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By Bob the all seeing and all knowing
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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I'd love to help you kid, but my mum said I shouldn't.
veni bibi saltavi
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CDP1802 wrote: - how do they know in advance what we are going to post?
When you give a loaded gun to retarded kid you just know something bad may happen...
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Always liked Wizard of Id, however the local paper does not carry it any more, and I forget to check the web.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It's a daily on gocomics.com[^] and there's also a classic Id section too. The site has transparent url based archiving so I whipped up a program (I suppose I ought to call it an app these days?) in a spare ten minutes years ago to put my favourite strips in front of me every morning at start-up. No better way to begin the day than with Snoopy and the guys from Over The Hedge etc.
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Some fixes...
The image created on a grid of 179 on 44, where each cell is of size 513 on 513 pixels...
Actually 'only' 3260 cells are occupied by images (~41%), others left white...
The total size of the image would be 91827 on 22572 pixels (2072719044)...
And now for the full image...
full.zip (10.8 KB)
(It is a zip file as no html uploads allowed at CP)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It has been invented a process that recharges batteries using gross pictures. It's revolting.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Reads like "Thought of the day" to me isn't that OG™ ?
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Thought of the Day™ is registered, I have to limit myself to a few bad puns per week.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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