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Obligatory XKCD[^]
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Early today, but can't help with that. Sorry.
u say nucleus?! I'm excited! (9)
Good luck!
I ain't got no signature.
modified 24-Nov-15 6:18am.
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Nice and easy! I will answer it if no one does.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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That sort of comment makes some people feel dumb - if you know the answer put it up if you want or don't say anything
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Don't take it that hard
I for instance have no idea what is it about...Dumb? Sure! Care? Not a bit...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wasn't referring to myself
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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But I was referring to myself!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Of course I will eventually answer it if no one does. I just wanted to appreciate the clue.
And tell that to OriginalGriff! He's more into that habit than me.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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He certainly is
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: That sort of comment makes some people feel dumb
Nah, I always feel dumb with CCC. Such comments just confirms my assumption
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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If all you seek is confirmation I can set up an automatic mailing (daily?) to send you such...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Minuscule"
Reasoning:
Anagram (EXCITED) of "NUCLEUS I'M"
"u say" -> 'u' for example -> 'u' being a lower case letter
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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That's correct.
You are up tomorrow.
I ain't got no signature.
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I'm way too dumb to even approach these
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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You are not alone, I am on the same boat! There hadn't been many CCCs here that I could solve.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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You can make real friends using the principles of Facebook.
For example, everyday, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. It seems to work. I already have three people following me, two police officers and a psychiatrist.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I think you've got a slightly warped view of Facebook there. Instagram, I'll grant you!!!
Evidently USA! USA! USA! has a plethora of both police officers and psychiatrists too. Even the raving don't usually get to see one of either (believe, me I've been trying for years!)
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Member 9082365 wrote: I think you've got a slightly warped view of Facebook there. Instagram, I'll grant you!!! Admittedly, I don't know much about Facebook nor Instagram. Thank you for the compliment.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes[^]
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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RyanDev wrote: Then I give them pictures of [...] my dog That wouldn't work on the real Facebook, the interwebs wants CATS! (except in Soviet Russia[^])
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For all things you've mentioned there, ...
... are 24 hours enough per day? What else do you do?
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RyanDev wrote: three people following me, two police officers and a psychiatrist.
Woahhh!! What else on earth one desires for??
I mean, you've got three of the most happening followers on this planet man!
Tears in my eyes
You gotta change your userName and block every inch of them shortly
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RyanDev wrote: I already have three people following me, two police officers and a psychiatrist. Yes, but what do the people following you do for a living?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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A few months back, I mentioned a project I was working on to fill the gaping (and arbitrary) hole that Microsoft implemented in SQL Server Express regarding the complete lack of support for agents. I recently started working on this code again, and I think I finally have the agent tasks worked out (after half a dozen false starts). It supports the following agent tasks:
- A simple timer task that "ticks" at a specified interval
- A file timer task which watches a folder full of files and ticks at a specified interval, allowing the calling to perform processing based on what list each file is in (new, changed, or deleted)
- A FileSystem task that fires an event when the specified file system event occurs
- A WebRequest task that performs the specified web request and fires an event indicating a response is ready.
The idea is that you write an agent module that fires up one of these agent tasks, and merely provide a "DoWork" method that performs the appropriate processing which results in data being added/updated/deleted from the desired database.
The "DoWork" method can be (optionally) handled asynchronously.
One or more of any of the agent tasks can be configured for a given agent module on the fly - just add the necessary configuration info to the module's config file, and the module automatically detects the config file changes and performs the necessary stop, start, or restart processing on the tasks.
Stuff still remaining to be done:
- Implement the modules as auto-loading MEF parts
- Write the Windows service that loads and manages the modules (this can be installed on any machine on your network that can access the database server, or even on the database server itself).
- Write a utility that allows the programmer to manage the configurations and modules without having to do it by manually editing the config files.
There will be an article when it's done.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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