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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: for the purposes of current status please again your:
Name: P. Pleased
Skill: pleasure
Availability: now please
Hourly Rate: extremely pleased
Citizenship: yes please
Location: Pleasantville
I've sent you my pleased again status.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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How seldom the statement, "I'm not stupid", is made by people who actually aren't?
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Of course! I'm not stupid!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How many mothers that have children who say "My momma ain't raised no fool!" have fools for children?
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My momma raised six children; the probability that all or none are fools is pretty close to zero.
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I prefer... "I'm not that stupid"... adds a sprinkle of honesty to the proclamation.
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Probably because the 'non-stupid' population of people learn from their 'stupid' mistakes and know that they are capable of stupid mistakes in future - while the "I'm not stupid" crowd are probably incapable of learning from their stupid mistakes.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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How many people who say "I work hard in my job" are actually workshy fops?
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Ooooo... ME! ME! ME!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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That's you lot! I'm totally cream crackered and I thought i could have a nice read on the train home from t'airport.
But no! 'Enry's dead! bugger
veni bibi saltavi
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That's the gin talking.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yep, old hands like Griff & Nagy are getting rare
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Hey! It's better than being well done!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Point!
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Talk about seasoned developers...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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At least we salt our passwords!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You probably meant to say 'Please pass the salt'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: old hands like Griff
Member for 6 years 6 months.
glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: & Nagy
Member for 8 years 4 months.
Both total n00bs!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well fixtures, why do I see the lounge as a bar, with Nagy as Norm...
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Hmmm, yes, mind you I always thought his 'tach would be longer and have wax for some reason!
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No, that was a rather tired, but not emotional, Vilmos. But if there's Gin, I wouldn't say no...
veni bibi saltavi
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Didn't we have a free stuff forum around here somewhere?
I have 50 coupons for a free course at Udemy, but I can't mention that, or a link to my blog, in the Lounge
Anyway, I can't find the proper forum...
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Thanks, I couldn't find it!
Posted it there
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