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Did you know you can make frogs immortal by removing their vocal cords? They can't croak.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Vaguely related...
What's red and green and spins at 1000rpm?
Frog in a blender.
I'll get my coat...
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They can still kick the bucket 
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You must quit jumping to conclusions with such the leap of unfounded scientific logic and must wart off such morphing tendencies in the future lest you be considered a tad (off the) pole, though that conclusion has long been skipping across the pond of your life, oh, Prince-wanna-be.
And, kiss thee, I shall not, lest my own demised death bespoke upon my legacy.
modified 14-Oct-15 13:25pm.
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Did you do that from Lilli's pad? I here she will give you a leg up.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yer response is very ribbitting, indeed. I toad you this as we succumb to the slow-to-boil water syndrome of laughter.
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good new, for us it was only well known that the frog becomes deaf when we cut its legs. 
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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I thought I toad you not to post so many puns.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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How do you humiliate a frog? Rib it!
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Cool  Thats the first with a mouse over I have seen...
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That's unfortunate. I recommend LiquidWeb[^] as an alternate.
/ravi
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I am with Arvixe and have been for a few years. Alas, it is time to go. The mail servers (mail.domain.com) keep going down (and up!) and support took a week to respond to an email (that is why I'll leave, not because I can't reach the mail server for a morning)..
Enough already: there are plenty of alternates out there and Arvixe are not what they were.
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That sucks. I have four accounts there, and a friend of mine has one too. I hate moving my sites around. I'm contemplating just throwing up my hands and not bothering with it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Damn and I just renewed my service with them!
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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When I was searching for a new host (I'm on GoDaddy) a lot of people suggested Arvixe.
I was considering them and then I had an issue where I tried to load their main site and it wasn't available to me -- weird routing or something.
I dodged a bullet, because I was really considering them.
FYI - I ended up staying on GoDaddy but converting my old account --- as painful as that was -- and everything is working much better and the conversion process (to the new GoDaddy account) was easier than moving to a new host. Also, GoDaddy has answered every one of my questions and wait times on support have been low so I'm fairly happy with them as a cheap service.
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You may consider www.smarterasp.net
not a bad choice
I have moved all my projects to smarterasp.net
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I ended up staying on GoDaddy. They _pwn_ me. 
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Damn, I just had a 24 hour outage on my mail server and then got every email for the last month - twice.
Time to start hunting around for a replacement, either that or retire my domain and just use gmail or something.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm not really in the mood to rebuild everything somewhere else.
But I guess I'll have to.
And I might as well dump Pair while I'm at it...all I've used them for the past two years is email and storage space. (A shame, really, since I've been with them for 16 years. I'll probably keep using PairNIC, though. Just repoint things...again...)
Damn it.
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I didn't know Nagy Vilmos was a ghost writer for bill murray
bill murray[^]
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Nah.
That's whisky in his hand, not gin...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're right,
but you know sometimes famous actors wants to do something on their own and does not follow smart tips like "Get a glass of gin" ...
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'
Benny Hill
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Worst gig I ever had, the pay was terrible and every day was like the previous one...
veni bibi saltavi
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