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Water, meet monitor screen.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Black Holes Sun
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Nice.
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All insurance is Black Hole insurance - money goes in and never comes out.
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Well, that's OK - opening dimension gates always works out fine in computer games...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, usually it does and don't forget teleportation experiments[^].
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Yeah, I need to get home...
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That's out of this world!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: another dimension
QA?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hope it ain't the 5th Dimension[^]
I never cared for them then, why dig them back up?
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Considering where that thing's located, the obvious implications of "make contact" would be some sort of groping.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Should I be concerned?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It's tomorrow... when they go "Back To The Future"
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We don't need to make contact with the classical four, they simply exist.
How does that differ for any other dimension? How are they going to make contact, using clacks?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They already did, it turns out, we are late in paying our intergalactic taxes!
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I have it on good authority from the Internet that they've created a Stargate.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Well, I hope they're not tardis going about it. I don't have all day!
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Should you crepe up behind people who eat pancakes?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What? And pour syrup on them? (Yes I see what you did)
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I see what you did
Well don't tell anyone.
Did you know that it takes 462 different muscles to dig a hole deep enough that the police will never find out what you did? I have a spade...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But not nearly that many muscles to throw someone in the hole. I have a list!
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Nice find! It wouldn't be so much a mass grave more of a side by side.
Exes can't live with em can't bury em.
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Only if you all-purpose flour 'em to:
- butter 'em up
- get all saucy with 'em
- milk the joke for a while
- whip 'em into shape
- beat 'em egg-ageratingly
and, lastly:
- scare the crêpes out of 'em, of which, likely, they'll flip you
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As long as you're not in a flap jack.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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