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Has a Norwegian that analysed a bird Scandinavian?
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Do you have the flu?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It wasn't me, it was the Lutefisk I tell ya!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're displaying a talon for eggactly what?
Whatever that talon is, I wouldn't wishbone it on anyone.
I already egret responding.
<aside: sorry="" everyone,="" i="" accidentally="" got="" distracted="" and="" worked="" today="">
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Where are you robin these jokes from?
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Always thrush reading these
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How do I make a joke about a dodo fly?
Life is too shor
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"I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly..."
But I never seen a dodo fly!
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Oh when will it all Finnish?
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After he eats a danish[^]?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'd rather just eat Danish[^]
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Wouldn't everybody[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Haven't you been hawking this crap long enough?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Works
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Works like a charm bracelet be be finale of seems lak to me de stars don't shine so bright's diseize the day brought back my nights in whiter shade of palely loitering of fire on the mountain lightning bug spray cranberry juice newton stood on the shoulders of giants fanning yourself works
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I was on the tenth most crowded train[^] this morning. It was no problem and everyone had a seat. I got off at the third stop, where 4.5 million people got on [or so it seemed]
veni bibi saltavi
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Wow... I can't remember the last time I actually got a seat during my commute. I ride the Lexington Avenue line, aka the 4/5/6...
On a good day, I can breathe without someone's arm in my face.
On a bad day, I can't even reach a handhold, but it doesn't matter, because we're packed in so tightly that I couldn't fall down if I tried.
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(aside comment: damn east-sider);
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That's me...
Unless they decide to jack my rent up 20% again in a few months, like they did last year, in which case I might be getting the elephant out of this city.
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what city are talking about? I had no problem this morning ( and yesterday, and never before...)
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Follow the link - the 10th Most Crowded was Woking (in Surrey, England) to Waterloo (Central London, England).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Was it you in the front wearing the yellow shirt[^]? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I can't even remember the last time I used public transport.
I'd like to keep it that way 
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9 of those are pretty obviously from people commuting too/from work at peak hours; but what's behind the 4am train at the top of the list.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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