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Kevin Marois wrote: developing a world changing platform
Cool, they must be developing another javascript framework that'll be all the rage for 4 months before the next one comes along.
Kevin Marois wrote: The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually
Excellent! I hope that like all freelance projects they want all the code to be on their servers at all times and they'll pay me when the whole project is finished and they have all the code up and running.
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Quote: been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager When I was a teenager, websites didn't exist... neither did the internet!
My first computer was a mainframe!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Now then, it should become a very relaxed Job for you
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Forogar wrote: hen I was a teenager, websites didn't exist...
Stop your limited thinking.
How're you going to get ahead like that?
I personally worked on the Internet __before__ it was created.
We used typewriters and shuffled the papers amongst ourselves.
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I was around when the first internet virus was deployed on DARPA. Imagine the fun of single stepping a DEC 8/12 to trap it.
The difficult may take time, the impossible a little longer.
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That is cool. I remember reading about that virus in John McAfee's original book about viruses (virii).
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I resemble that.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Platforms did though. Many more of them as well as most rail lines hadn't been closed yet.
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Kevin Marois wrote: as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry.
Ah - I see early hints of the iSuppository(tm) work here?
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There are repos from Git.
This will be suppos from ___PUT__!!
Get it?!! nyuck nyuck! PUT. You know suppository going to get you PUTTING all over the place.
I have actually become much funnier recently. I don't even know how that is possible.
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'websites' ?!
Klingon developers don't write code for websites.
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I moved from LA when I was 22. Haven't looked back.
I recommend the same.
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compensation: Doe
Dat compensation, doe!
No, really, 350k+? That really does sound too good to be true...
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I actually interviewed for this job.
Things went really well right up to the end where I was told that I would have to wear a tie on office days.
I walked out and didn't look back.
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For 350-450K I'd dress in drag or go full nude.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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If I went full nude, barf bags would need to be supplied to the others.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Just a tie?!?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Let me run that through Google Translate... From "RecruiterSpeak" to "English"...
Kevin Marois wrote: compensation: Doe "All salary figures below should be assumed to represent kilograms of venison"
Kevin Marois wrote: We are looking for an incredibly talented and gifted programmer to join us in developing a world changing platform that would be adopted by everyone in the world. "Our platform was really revolutionary ten years ago, but it's already been done by ten other companies, and we think our trivial feature will be unique enough to compete against them."
Kevin Marois wrote: We need a programmer who has been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager! "If the Internet wasn't around (In its current form) when you were a teenager, you're too old and we won't hire you"
Kevin Marois wrote: C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, and Go would be the languages you have mastered! "We don't know anything about programming, but my cousin's nephew said these are really popular right now"
Kevin Marois wrote: The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually. "Paid in stock options that will soon become worthless"
Kevin Marois wrote: You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed. Otherwise you are allowed to work remotely, so long as you get your tasks completed on time. "Our 'office' is actually the CEO's basement"
Kevin Marois wrote: Must have real talent, as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry. "We don't know anything about the medical industry, but we heard there's a lot of money there, because... Obamacare!"
Kevin Marois wrote: The team would be small, as there would only be 3 other programmers working with you "We're hoping we'll be able to find 3 or 4 people stupid enough to take this job"
Kevin Marois wrote: We have set aside 5 million to pay programmers, so this position is incredibly high paying "In stock options, of course."
Kevin Marois wrote: Please apply ONLY if you are truly skilled at programming "And please don't lie, because we'll have no way of verifying whether you actually know how to program."
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Ian Shlasko wrote: "And please don't lie, because we'll have no way of verifying whether you actually know how to program."
That's so easy! First, just find an "interview questions" article, then...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Can't do that! What if the candidate has read the same article? They should find about ten different "interview questions" articles, and then take a few pieces from each one... Make sure to take entire clauses, not just individual words...
For example...
"What's the difference between Polymorphism and Quicksort?"
"How would you estimate how many manhole covers there are on an airplane?"
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I thought that was the idea of "interview questions" articles? You learn 'em, the interviewer asks 'em, you parrot them back, you get the job!
So obviously only the real, top quality, most experienceder of the experienciest, bestest of the bestest programmers would read them.
[OT]
Google would appear to believe that "experienceder" is a real word, but "experienciest" isn't...
[/OT]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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[OT]
You just spelt it wrong, it's 'experiencist'.
[/OT]
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What you've assumed is that the pay is in US Dollars, it's not. They're actually paying you in Chilean Pesos.
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No, no, it really is paid in Dollars.
OK, Zimbabwean Dollars, but hey ...
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Nothing like a little arrogance to fuel a new startup! Unfortunately, literally everyone thinks they have the next big thing; yet they never actually do. Good luck to the poor sap that gets suckered by this non-sense!
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