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Leslie is indeed an expert
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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1) Find a rhino.
2) Introduce it to Weight Watchers. Make sure it goes every week.
3) Take it to the gym twice a day, and make sure it jogs lots.
4) Wait for it to lose significant weight.
5) Paint it white.
Voila! One unicorn!
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OriginalGriff wrote: 5) Paint it white.
Or start with a white rhino[^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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If that is your idea of "white" then you need:
1) A new monitor.
Or
2) To seriously change your washing powder.
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Or start with a White Rhino... oh, right, they're not actually white.
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No, they are white but in greyish color.
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Dirty white... bad bad rhino.
Jeremy Falcon
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Can't blame them for being so horny.
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OriginalGriff wrote: 5) Paint it white.
I see a gray rhino and I want to paint it white
No colours anymore I want them to turn white
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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The Stones did go through my head while I typed that, yes...
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In mine there were both the Stones and Judas Priest, who made a cover (actually the first time I heard it was on a Judas Priest compilation, only later I dicovered the original, better song of the Stones).
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Thanks for bringing Priest up, apparently this song is on a Glenn Tipton solo record, but some of the players on that record, whoa, I'm might have to check it out.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A unicorn is basically a horse with a phallus on top - or as we know it, a police horse.
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OT: Your sig has a spelling mistake. Longue should be Lounge I believe.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Scheiße! You're right, thanks!
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Actually, I think it's lounge that's a misspelling of longue.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Actually, I think it's lounge that's a misspelling of longue. Watch your tongue.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh, pardon my French.
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I believe it's spelled tounge...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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- Is it? If it's a horse then it's not a unicorn. They're not even spelt the same. Similarly, if it's a unicorn it's not a horse or you would find them in the stables at Newmarket. Have you ever seen a unicorn there or at any other racing stables? No, I didn't think so.
- Is it? Just because you've never seen a black unicorn it doesn't mean there aren't any black unicorns. You can't say 'seen one unicorn, seen them all' not least because you've never seen a unicorn. And as you have never seen a unicorn yet clearly know they exist then so must black unicorns which you have never seen either.
- Again. Just because there's only one it doesn't mean that it's not married or in a relationship.
One can only conclude that your failure to possess a unicorn is entirely your own fault and this pathetic attempt to put the blame on the Universe simply reflects your inability to accept responsibility for your weakness!
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