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Leslie sent me this stuff:
They're back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference, includes meals.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'. The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Janet Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
And this one just about sums them all up ...
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!
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Innocent enough to me. 
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I'm beginner and most probably failed again 
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0x01AA wrote: I'm beginner and most probably failed again
There is a fine line between what should be in the soapbox and what shouldn't. Arguments could be made for both sides.
Keep religion, politics, and mature humour in the soapbox. These were religious based jokes, but did not seem to offensive to me.
-- You did not fail. 
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Thanks 
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0x01AA wrote: Soapbox
Facebook 
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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 Very good option, I'm FB abstinent
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Yep, that this result is the valid, I learned in Azur ML
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 Hardly!
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Vivic wrote: These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
Believe that and you'll believe anything.
BTW I am trying to transfer £1,000,000 from a bank in China to my home town, and I need someone with an international bank account. If you are willing to help I can offer you a 10% commission on the deal.
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Hi All,
In my quest to get a new job I spend the days trawling the job web sites answering emails etc. I got this mail today:
Quote: Hello there,
I've just read your CV, and I think you'll fit this job.
You can become a seller assistant for LD Electronics.
It is a new company on the market, but ready to grow fast.
Let me introduce myself, my name is Leonard Goff, one of co owners of
this company, and seeking assistants all over the country ready to
sell our electronics.
The principal requirement is that you need to have a eBay account with
feedback 10+.
And you need to list our products on eBay, on our behalf.
We will pay around £40-£60 for each listing posted.
You will list at least 2 items every day, you need only one hour free
time any time of the day.
You will get paid just after each listing ends.
Any questions you're welcome to ask.
I just want to check I'm not too paranoid in thinking this is a scam! I seem to remember someone else saying they got similar emails.
Well I now have proof that it's a scam
http://www.scamcallfighters.com/scam-call-02081330932-Leonard-Goff--LD-Electronics-Ltd--Offer-to-be-an-ebay-seller-Fake-Business-Offer-25273.html[^]
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thanks for the site it will go into my useful sites list!
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