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All these light bulb posts remind me of this joke;
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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In 9 teams of 6 presumably?
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before you can call him an lightbulb engineer?
The answer my friend, is blowing wind. The answer is blowing wind.
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Auric Goldfinger wrote: The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.
FTFY... unless you were trying for a bottom-wind joke?
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you ruined my already bad, fart joke.
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LMAO. Nice.
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How much wind could a wind breaker break if a wind breaker could break wind?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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UK? Yes, I'm fine, thank-you.
Japan? No, the wife does the gold digging.
India? No, in here.
Jamaica? Nah, she does it entirely of her own volition.
Russia? Best not to!
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Are volcanoes lavas, not fighters?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Big light bulbs with a bad light/heat ratio.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Well they are very magmanimous.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, they tend to go with the flow.
/ravi
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Yes they do, they believe it's for the crater good.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I 'dunno, I hear they blow their tops when they become active...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Well they have to vent somehow.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I know I'm re-ashing this, but it's good to let off steam.
/ravi
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I knew you respond sooner or lahar.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: magmanimous
Damn... LOL!
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NO, but they're magmanimous!
OK - shoulda read the other posts before I posted.
And should've cancelled the spell checker
too much pomp, eh?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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