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Was he a VB programmer by any chance?
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Stupid Joke OTD:
What does a duck smoke?
Quack.
I'll get me coat...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'll get me coat...
Why? I thought that was downright funny.
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Oh, just waddle off.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You haven't quit your day job have you?
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Grandkids been around, have they..
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Email from friends 12YO. I think he's been watching too much Breaking Bad... That show is methed up...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I think he's been watching too much Breaking Bad... That show is methed up...
That could have been tomorrow's runner up for you.
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Now you're Pekin my interest.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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... also like jamming[^] too.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Oh sh*t" said Pinocchio.
I'd rather be phishing!
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"Been here longer than you boy" said Jonah
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1)
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Only questionable people start lists with 1).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I question your reasoning.
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Seems a reasonable question
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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something like this would work to
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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I can succinctly state why I hate working on projects inherited from others, where a huge code base is inherited from bad programmers (and I have yet to work on a project where I have not inherited code from bad programmers, because quite frankly, those projects stay where they are because the client is happy!!!)
It's because I'm spending my time debugging sh*t that isn't my sh*t, it's someone else's. And very few things piss me off more than having to spend even a miniscule fraction of my time on this planet fixing other people's sh*t.
[edit]And I tend to find the most stinkiest sh*t written by Ruby on Rails code monkeys.[/edit]
Marc
modified 11-Jun-15 12:42pm.
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Marc Clifton wrote: And very few things piss me off more than having to spend even a miniscule fraction of my time on this planet fixing other people's sh*t. Wholeheartedly agree.
/ravi
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But tell us how you really feel, Marc.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I have recently been advertising myself as a plumber. Plumbers fix systems, clogged with other people's shiit and that is what we do. If it wasn't clogged, they wouldn't be calling us.
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