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It did not have much of a chance with the deliberatly bad spelling in the first version. It's the kind of question a conservative boss would have asked before hiring you.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sometimes google does a good job sometimes it's just lika a 3 yo saying some random words
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Bestimmt - fragt sich nur, wem
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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In der Heilsarmee.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ne, hab jesacht will mir nur in de Füßchen ballern
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Dann pass op, dat du nich wie de Inri ussiehst.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good that I only have Beiherkatz, no Beiherhund.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I feel sorry for the boot.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I think this line is the most amusing thing about this piece:
Hirtle told officers he just "wanted to know what it felt like," a police report read. His injuries were not life-threatening.
i njuries not life threatening
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Was he a VB programmer by any chance?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Stupid Joke OTD:
What does a duck smoke?
Quack.
I'll get me coat...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'll get me coat...
Why? I thought that was downright funny.
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Oh, just waddle off.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You haven't quit your day job have you?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Grandkids been around, have they..
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Email from friends 12YO. I think he's been watching too much Breaking Bad... That show is methed up...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I think he's been watching too much Breaking Bad... That show is methed up...
That could have been tomorrow's runner up for you.
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Now you're Pekin my interest.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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... also like jamming[^] too.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Oh sh*t" said Pinocchio.
I'd rather be phishing!
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"Been here longer than you boy" said Jonah
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1)
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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