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I can't believe they didn't manage to slip in a question about air-speed velocity and swallows.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Website is too slow. IE times out!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Works perfectly fine in Chrome.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Cornelius Henning wrote: IE
No one uses IE anymore, it times out too much.
No one uses IE anymore, it's too crowded.
No one uses IE anymore...
Dont' you know? Google is the New Microsoft. Switch to Chrome today.
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The Telegraph wrote: "The fact that the score can be measured online in a brief questionnaire, without any need for lab tests or physical examination, is an exciting development,” said Dr Ganna. It is not the first time that a set of 10 questions is used to categorize resultsets into predefined blocks, defined by statistics. It is also not the first time that a questionnaire is done over the internet.
So, what exactly is exciting?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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My Ubble Age[^] is 33, a saving of 15 years!
veni bibi saltavi
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I presume you missed the "are you an alcoholic' question?
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Do blacksmiths catch metallurgy?
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and do they hammer out their differences?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I think they Iron them out...
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Do they furnace their own tools I wonder?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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What' a lurgy and why does it have to be made from metal?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Metal allergy vs. metallurgy.
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Close: Lurgy[^]
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More than one pun in that pun.
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Johnny J. wrote: What' a lurgy and why does it have to be made from metal?
A you A-lurg-ic to it?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Only when they're asked to take up the slag.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But they must, if they are to forge ahead!
/ravi
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Given their temper, I don't think they can do that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm sure they have the mettle.
/ravi
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You're probably right, they do need to quench their desires.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm sure they have an will to do that.
/ravi
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No question about their will, but can they do it without alloying the hell out of each other?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hope so they'll be malleable to that, otherwise they're bound to die.
/ravi
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If they fail, they certainly do so in annealing position.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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