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/*
* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
* "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
* Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
* can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
* this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*/
Should be a licence option for material on CP!
veni bibi saltavi
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A beer? You're slipping!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, you're slipping! A bear does not indicate the quantity. Maybe a pint, maybe a gallon or maybe a half of weak shandy if you're from Luton. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Yes, bears come in very different sizes.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You want to drink a pint or a gallon of bear, you go right ahead! 
I'll be outside the zoo in the getaway car... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had a bear's beer under my beard.
Sod it, I'll go back to the gin!
veni bibi saltavi
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Make that two slips. Beer?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: /*
* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
* "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
* Nagy Vilmos wrote this file while experiencing the Ballmer Peak. As long as you retain this notice you
* can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
* this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*/
FTFY.
But then again, .129% and .138% is somewhat lesser for you, isn't it? 
I ain't got no signature.
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Is this what they call "Management by Beer" ?
I am glad it is finally catching on.
Life is too shor
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Quote: Best. Licence. Ever.
Hah, for whom?
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Don't worry. The chance that he actually wrote something useful under the influence of gin is slim to none... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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/*
* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
* "GIN-VOUCHER" (Revision 43):
* Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
* can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
* this stuff is worth it, I can redeem this coupon for a gin beverage of my
* choice.
* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*/
FTFY
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I like it  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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/* This is free code, use it as you require. If you modify it please use your own namespace. */
On a side note, when I met Roger last year, he gave me a wet nap -- that was better than a beer.
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I don't want to be ignorant or rude, but, WTF is a wet nap?
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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A wet dream on the couch during the day?
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I do wonder what part of the license took him 43 revisions to get right, though.
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Maybe he was a bit past his Ballmer Peak when he wrote the license. And revised it. And revised it. And revised it..
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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... called Revenge of the Fifth?
veni bibi saltavi
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No, that's tomorrow - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sixth
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No it's cinco de Star Wars!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I thought it was Cinco de Who Gives a F*ck.
Jeremy Falcon
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