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I have a tie pin made from the shell of a Haliotidae.
My wife doesn't believe it, though - when I tell people its composition, she retorts, "Aw, baloney!"
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I have to to tell ya, having to google the term 'Haliotidae' lessens the impact. On the other hand though, I'm now hungry.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'll bet she's a lot smaller than you are -- these shrimps can be all mouth.
Show her your mussels, and tell her to watch her step.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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She sounds a bit shellfish, if you ask me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Whelk really! You hardly know her!
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There's no need to get crabby about it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
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True, they are starting to stink.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You did that on porpoise!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a whale of an accusation. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Maybe I should clam up.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't feel Orcaward...we're just carping on.
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I thought I would chime in just for the halibut.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Tell people it's made of baloney, I don't know what will happen but I guess you can't lose 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Your tagline quote reminds me of...who was it? Some comedian from Illinois, I think...who said, "Have you ever stopped to think which part of your body is telling you that the most impressive and significant part of your body is your brain?!?"
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Do elections only serve to make the future moron-certain?
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They also serve the belief that YOU would have a choice... 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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We do!
We can choose to be governed by this bunch of incompetent embezzlers serving these special interests, or by that bunch of incompetent embezzlers serving those special interests.
And all of them will stick their snouts into the public trough as deeply as physically possible, elected or not.
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I think we should be able to vote against someone without voting for someone. Then the one with the most negative votes should be thrown off a cliff.
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Brilliant! I'll make a petition for a referendum to introduce this into electoral law
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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But why killing?Isn't defeating them enough.
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Who said killing? It's a small cliff, they're only maimed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No, no really - big cliff. They should be removed from the gene pool. If they can't generate enough votes to be at least minimally popular, there is no reason for them to be running around.
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But the suffering part is way too short.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Additionally, if the elected does not do what he said, he should be thrown off a cliff 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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