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Will a second hand "my little pony" do it?
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As long as the kingdom not part of the bargain I can do with an ant...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, no - we are haggling for the kingdom here.
I can throw in a headless Barbie?
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You bought me
(Why Barbie had a head in the first place if no brain in it?)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Like for most blondes, the hollow head serves as the sensor mount.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Make it a headless airhead and the deal might be on...
veni bibi saltavi
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I do not want to know what you intend to do with a headless corpse...
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It is difficult, nay, impossible, to understand.
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Nothing, but I'd like to think if Ms H was headless, as well as brainless, we'd be rid of her once and for all.
veni bibi saltavi
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Truer words were never drawn . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Name one country that a sane person would want to rule.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nymphomania ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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England is a fairly decent kingdom to have.
You get several castles and palaces, 40 million quid a year, many, many people to do whatever you tell them to, your allowed to eat animals no-one else is, and you have no actual responsibility for anything.
All that is expected in return is that you spend some time traveling around the world waving a bit.
And because the British are so bloody passive the chances of someone trying to lop your head off are minute.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Thanks for always helping me to remember what is important in life… and today it is you! You are the best! Wish You A Happy Mother’s Day.
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I hate to break it to you this way but...
I'm not your mother.
And mothers day isn't until a week on Sunday...
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Maybe his mother is also a member here.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Are you putting your hand up?
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Nope. Just saying.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks
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Sorry for all posting the content here..
It's a big mistake in my side..
I am trying to delete this post but it have no option.if u have any privilege you can do it..
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Every try that with an email?
Just sayin' . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Your mother is reading the CP Lounge posts?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Yes..
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Er, Mother's Day was back in March. At least it was in the civilised world .
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Oops - you are right!
(I don't notice it, both my mother and Herself's passed away years ago)
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