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modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Unless he flead from the fleaderal police!
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Sander Rossel wrote: innocent fleas
This is true. According to the bible, only man has the capacity for evil.
Unless you're either not a christian or are an evil heretic pretending to be a christian, you will speak no other opinion.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Worse, I'm a vegetarian!
And by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so 
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Sander Rossel wrote: by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so
Hmm.
So, like gongfu ("kung fu", if you watch stoopid movies) and karate experts have to declare their hands as weapons, you have to declare another part of your anatomy, which releases lethal gases.
Quite right, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I feel insulted, but I'm not sure why...
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"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
It wasn't a hazing accident! It was a barracks full of vegetarians!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How did you leap to that conclusion?
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He barely scratches the surface of the topic.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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It's better to delay a feature and be thought a talentless hack than to release a buggy feature and remove all doubt.
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That's deep, man. Real deep.
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Not, Reel Deep?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I'm saying nothing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As long as you don't expect anyone in marketing or sales to understand what you just said: fine.
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was expecting
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Y, O Y?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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In The Netherlands we had the joke that KLM (Royal Dutch Airlines, translates as Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij) flew away 
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Sander Rossel wrote: we had the joke
It was laid to rest over 10 years ago.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Am I that old already...? 
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Sander Rossel wrote: (Royal Dutch Airlines, translates as Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij)
... Except that none of those words is "Nederlandse".
Programming languages are so much easier to work with.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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All the English folk here didn't know that...
Now you've gone and ruined it
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I'd better not point out that the "Lucht" in "Luchtvaart" means air (as in the gas), and that the "v" is pronounced like an "f", then.
I suppose that if a propulsion system works...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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