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[puts on a black roll-neck jersey]
Lookit, if the baddery wasn't flat, it wouldn' fid in yeh pocket!
{Rapturous applause from the audience}
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Back in my day batteries weren't even included!
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Not that many years ago if you had to get a hold of someone in an emergency you had to beep them. Kids won't even know what I'm talking about.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Kinda like a pager, I presume.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Kinda like a pager, I presume.
Kinda but ours beeped when it went off, or vibrated!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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A guy here had his phone play Justin Beiber yesterday, full volume, courtesy of his little brother, who is now grounded for a year for pulling pranks like this and getting grounded over and over and over and over and...
Basically, the little brother is crazy (as he LIKES Beiber!)
Last Friday someone hacked the school's PA system and forced it to play Justin Beiber nonstop. (Most professors stopped classes and had students leave the building). The techs finally had to kill main power to the system to shut it off.
AFAIK, the person (apparently a student) was identified and suspended for the incident, and may face criminal hacking charges (and, according to what I heard, 'Aural Terrorism' Charges as well).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Too funny!
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Aural Terrorism' Charges as well).
Instead of water boarding and the usual torture techniques I think this young man/woman may have stumbled on a more severe and and lasting form of torture. Imagine having to listen to him for more than a brief period. I shudder at the possibility!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Mine didn't.
Batteries? It uses batteries? That would explain why it didn't actually work until after I left the company...
Obligatory Dilbert[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've only carried a beeper and few times and the only time I carried a beeper in a programmers position I told the company that as long as it was turned on they payed me. They didn't like it but they payed.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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TRY ASKG THM TO WRTE A TELGRM -STOP-
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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LOL -STOP-
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's a point: if people could write telegrams without the awful netspeak, why is it needed now?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I.e.: STOP! -STOP-
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Compare the average cell phone's battery life from the mid-90s with an iPhone's, then we can talk.
I'll grant you that this is comparing apples to oranges, but so are you...
I'm still laughing at the Apple watch.
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My previous phone was ten years old when I retired it, and it still had a three week battery life!
And it fitted in a shirt pocket before you ask
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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dandy72 wrote: I'm still laughing at the Apple watch.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Stop whining about your health problems when your forty. 150 years ago in London....
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Is a successful diet the triumph of mind over platter?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you drop an orange and it doesn't squirt juice everywhere is that a triumph of Rind over Splatter?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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For BOTH of you: I won't join in.
I just want you to know that those post seem to be on the verge making me sick.
(what goes with flatter? What goes with flatter?)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: What goes with flatter?
Batter?
Fatter?
Hatter?
Matter?
Natter?
Patter?
Ratter?
Tatter?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My bladder feels gladder when it's flatter
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Hey, man, to diet successfully, you gotta tie a marble in it with string.
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I got sick the 26th of last month. I had some cough and congestion, so I decided I wouldn't work out till I was feeling better. I went to work Friday, but after that was in bed.
It only got worse really. Cold inside, sweats, bad cough, fatigue, dizziness, etc. Saturday (28th) I went to the hospital. They thought it was strep cause my nodes were all swollen and so were my tonsils. I tested negative for strep so they sent me home.
I thought that was kind of odd. The only test they did was strep swab. No listening to the chest, no blood work, no nothing. It obviously wasn't a cold, but they said it was a virus and to come back if it got worse. Also that it would probably last 7 - 10 days, but I should start feeling better after a couple days. I got flonaze and some medicated logenzes.
I was in bed till Tuesday (31st) , even called off work. So the dizziness and extreme fatigue went away, but I still had a nasty cough, some sinus problems, chest congestion, and labored breathing. I was also still having some coughing fits that were pretty regular, and very extreme.
So I got back to the hospital Yesterday. No way I should still be sick, and nothing is changing at all. I'm getting so sick of coughing and feeling like crap. The doc listened to my breathing, even through the coughing. He said I have stuff in my lungs and the coughing isn't clearing the air ways. He says Bronchitis, and he's worried that it will turn into pnemonia.
I got a round of antibiotics, some stuff to surpress my cough since it isn't productive, more flonaze, mucinex, and a couple other things. I'm not allowed to exercise at all until I'm better. And if it's not getting better in a couple days I'm to report back.
I took the rest of Yesterday off after the doc, and I plan to go home after lunch today (I work 6-3 so there's only 2 hrs after lunch). I just want to rest and get better.
I'm tired of being sick.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Did they mention Ebola? The symptoms are similar to those you describe.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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