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Mark_Wallace wrote: Invisible pink unicorns trump African demigods, any day.
Just as I anticipated, someone downvoted that harmless, humorous message. It can only have been one of those mindless drones who are brainwashed by African religions.
They also downvoted a quote, on the topic of a recent holiday of an African religion, from a popular cartoon show, which, obviously, is rated as viewable by children.
Ter'r'rism must be stamped out, no matter which bunch of blinkered psychos performs it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Maybe it was the logical inconsistency: If they are invisible, how can they be pink at the same time?
And where was this message?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She is pink precisely because she is invisible, and therefore you cannot prove that she is not pink. Also, she's in your backyard right now.
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harold aptroot wrote: Also, she's in your backyard right now.
HE's in MY backyard you heretic infidel!
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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OriginalGriff wrote: Maybe it was the logical inconsistency: If they are invisible, how can they be
pink at the same time?
Q: Why do pink elephantsunicorns paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Have you ever seen a pink elephantunicorn in a cherry tree?
A: No. That shows you how effective it is.
It's perfectly logical! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Depending on the wavelength, it could be infrapink or ultrapink.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If they are invisible, how can they be pink at the same time?
You just don't understand faith.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If they are invisible, how can they be pink at the same time?
You just don't underst...
... OK, I can't even figure out whom I'm quoting, any more!
OriginalGriff wrote: And where was this message?
Scientific response:
'Ere 'e be*[^]
"Other" response:
HOW DARE YOU ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT ITS EXISTENCE!!!
* What? Pirates can't be scientific?
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It was actually a reply to a message of mine, and I already asked him how he knows they are pink. I guess it was just one of the trolls.
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I'm always up for some angry mobbing!
I'll get the torches and pitchforks.
Do you prefer a burning or a drowning? 
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It'll have to be burning, because ducks, wood, and witches float.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Ter'r'rism must be stamped out, no matter which bunch of blinkered psychos performs it.
Yeah throw em in a plane and ... 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: Yeah throw em in a plane and ...
... straighten them out?[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You could also flatten them a bit[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Not me; I thought it was funny.
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That's what I figured, but every church, whether a mighty cathedral or a tiny village rockpile, has nests of politics, gossip, and bitchiness -- and that's where ter'r'rists learn their evil craft!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We draw the line at politics. But we do encourage biscuits and cake.
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Beh.
You're just using biscuits and cake as a patisserie shield against American bombs!
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Sounds awfully familiar.. 
Mark_Wallace wrote: every church company, whether a mighty cathedral software giant or a tiny village rockpile 6-man development team, has nests of politics, gossip, and bitchiness -- and that's where ter'r'rists most of us learn their our evil craft!
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I'm just a guy, I work in an office building doing office building stuff. I wasn't exactly bursting with joie de vivre before I got here, life just sucks in general.
Which movie?
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The IT Guy?[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Rambo: First Blood * First Blood * First Blood *25 if I remember correctly.
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Life of Pi![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif)
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