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Mona wrote: full-time parents Do part time parents exist? "Not now honey, mommy/daddy's having a day off."
I always thought you're a full time parent from the day your child is born. Silly me, no?
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I think they mean people who do not work at a job outside the home.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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So your next article will be "How to Use CListCtrl to Calculate how much Insurance you need to Buy from Me"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I got a similar one, and they thought I would be perfect as an administrative assistant....
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He wrote "Virgo" - not "Virgin"! And "Heart", not ... eh, never mind!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Er, what do you think I was talking about?
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I'm not sure you want to know.
I know I don't.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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LOL
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Quote: Er, what do you think I was talking about?
Yeah! Sometimes the way members of the forum think, really worries me!
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WHAT? I was thinking about a virgin eating a delicious ice cream in the warm summer sun (which is hopefully coming soon) - nothing more... - hence Richard's "Yum"... Makes perfect sense...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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My most sincere apologies! It seems I'm the one in need of mindbleach!
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Hey, that's exactly what I was thinking about.
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Quick: Look down! I think your pants may be on fire!
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That red ellipse is catching my eye.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Quick! Offer to buy her a drink!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She's already drunk!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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did you drop it again?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nope, gravity was turned upside down.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Sometimes programmers breath with logic of the code.
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What ever you are smoking, I want some.
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Whatever the two of you are smoking, please do it somewhere else...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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