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How will it place foot on moon?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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Silly person! Cows don't have feet - they have hooves.
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That was my intention too. I was thinking about the news that might be posted on televisions, "First step", "First foot", "First hoof" journalists are going to have a tough time thinking about a valid statement.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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And the chat transcriptions between Houston and the moon would be nice...
- Houston here, how is it going on the moon?
- MOOOOOOO
- Yes, on the moon...
- MOOOOOOO
- forget it...
- MOOOOOOO?
PS: Just in case someone thought that this has a problem due to translation and that something has been lost in the process... forget it... it has the same funny level in Catalan...
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"Moooston, we have a problem..."
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- Sorry spotty! After that last transcription we are drinking moonshine and not mooonitoring you anymoooooore.
- MOOOOOOOO!
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A small step for one cow...
but a giant leap for Cow-kind.
Life is too shor
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I thought the Cow jumped over the Moon?
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It jumped all over (the surface of) the moon.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Well, this would explain how the moon came to be made of cheese.
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If this is a joke, I don't find it amoosing!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Better be on fast Mooooo !! or Shitinside
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Man killed by mother-in-law's gravestone[^]
When asked how he wanted his Mother-in-Law's remains handled, the man answered: "Embalm, cremate, and bury. Take no chances!" *
* My MIL is, naturally, an exception to this rule.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I'm glad my MIL doesn't read this. It might give her some ideas.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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If she has a gravestone, I am fairly certain that she's not reading anything...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: If she has a gravestone, I am fairly certain that she's not reading anything...
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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JimmyRopes wrote: Revenge is a dishdelicacy best served cold.
FTFY
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Never got to meet mine; she died several years before I met (the woman who is now) my wife. Everyone says we would have gotten along. I hope so.
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NASA[^] - still it's not that surprising: considering it's still going over ten years past it's "use by" date...
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xkcd[^] predicts he'll recover
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You mean - it can't remember its way home?!
I'll get my coat
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If I die under a skirt, I can still flirt as a ghost.
Which movie?
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I don't know the movie, but it COULD actually explain the immaculate conception!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Journey to the centre of the world.
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