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Reminds me of an ex-wife, but I can't remember which one.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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I assume that you are the 'pecker and she is the weasel?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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naa just smoking jackets
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Give that man a cigar!
/ravi
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He's certainly trying asbestos he can!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yes, he's a regular fire hose of humor.
/ravi
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So funny is he, I routinely combust a gut laughing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I tried that once but it left me ashen.
/ravi
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That feeling just smolders for days sometimes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yeah, it takes a long time for me to get fired up again.
/ravi
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I believe it's common for it to take a while for things to rekindle.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yeah, I figured fire wood.
/ravi
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Sometimes it takes a bit longer after getting burned.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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That's what she said...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I wish I could just extinguish that thought.
/ravi
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Sorry, it's now em-blaze-oned in your mind forevermore.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yeah, it's burned in my mind for sure.
/ravi
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On a lighter note, it's time for lunch.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I always get burned when I order steak. When the chef made finally cooked it medium-rare, I told him "Well done!"
/ravi
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Now you're making me hungry, medium rare steak with a good char on it!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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ASCII 42 is a good char. I always get starry eyed when I think of it.
/ravi
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Aw, you're revealing your tinder side.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I ain't got no tinder side - that's most unmanly. I feel a heated argument coming on.
/ravi
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Don't know if I have it in me, this pun war is starting to pyre me out.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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