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Godwin's law on over-drive!
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I notice that, even though he's completely convinced that he's right, he still had to lie:
"Ninety per cent of pregnant French women use homeopathy"
That's utter bollocks.
And what has homeopathy got to do with astrology, anyway?
(Except that they've both been proven to be bollocks, of course.)
That's like saying that because aspirin works for headaches, electric cars save money.
Since I caused it, I can break the "Hitler" rule, allowing the thread to be re-opened for comments
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't know about that; if anything I think a claim that 90% of pregnant French women drank water at some point during their pregnancy is on the low side; and water and homeopathic quackery are identical.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Sounds like you're defending his claims! Are you DD in disguise?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a long tradition. Teresa Gormless once said that "there's no such thing as the greenhouse effect". I suspect that each party keeps a few maroons around to distract you from what the party is actually up to.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Teresa Gormless once said that "there's no such thing as the greenhouse effect". Hey, be fair.
She did provide categorical proof*.
* That she and her advisors should not be involved in any way in making any decisions about the topic.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The answer is of course that the Babylonian stars have as much chance of getting a date.
veni bibi saltavi
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Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Obviously this guy[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Mmmmm... lamb and rice.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Mmmmm... lamb and rice.
Right!? My fav.
Lamb and rice it is!
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Yum! Wrap it in grape leaves, steam, and serve with a white, lemon dill sauce. Dolmadakia!
Will Rogers never met me.
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A Bullhead City delicacy?
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I first had it at a 5* Greek restaurant, but it was made from scratch using rice and ground lamb. But this would be more of the McDolmadakia, for gourmets in a hurry.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Cybill Shepherd.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Professional dog food tasters[^], obviously.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I have an uncle who spent his career as a chemist for Gillette. In part, he worked on deodorants. Every once in a while he had to check the results of real-world testing... and sniff armpits.
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Same goes for cat-food, and yes, humans should be able to digest it; kids do the weirdest things.
Dog-cookies taste like hard bread without taste. Probably because it IS bread, but with a lot of "filler". The meat tastes exactly how you'd expect; cheap. If it is meat for a cat, it will taste cheap and salty.
If you're disgusted by the idea, then don't ever investigate how your food is made.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You didn't get this from me, but... There's actually a secret cat society that does all kinds of tests on dogs. Now you may have guessed it, but dog food is their way of making dogs eat all kinds of stuff to fit their evil needs. Cats really don't care how the food tastes. They just label it new and improved because they know humans are susceptible to that kind of stuff. And who's going to complain? Dogs eat their own poop, they're not likely to complain about the food...
I must lay low now for a while. The secret is out. I won't be safe...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Here we go again with them bluddy cats:
You can always hide in a cat-acomb to avoid a cat-astrophe!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: You can always hide in a cat-acomb to avoid a cat-astrophe!
Cat your coat and cat out of here!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Cats don't have the brains to come up with cunning schemes. People mistake their diffidence for intelligence. They are stupid, but they don't care!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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That's what they want you to believe!
Ancient Egypt worshipped cats. Somewhere between then and now they've lost that status, but they'll be back.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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... and look what happened to that civilization!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: .. and look what happened to that civilization! I would rather look what happened to you. Got some bad habits, huh?
Did you mean "civilisation"?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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