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If that is something you mistakenly sent to your ex, then, maybe your life.
Trust me, I have been through this situation.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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A thousand hosts of golden daffodils?
Or possibly a thousand pet dogs carrying magic torches[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That would depend on their arrangement. The devil is in the sentence you know
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A thousand words. The content of the picture has no bearing on its worth. It is the picture itself that is worth a thousand words.
Marc
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Well, half a picture is NOT worth a 500 word essay.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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The saying never actually mentions how much a picture is worth exactly.
So a picture of a thousand words, still a picture, is worth more than a thousand words. I guess.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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1,000,000 words
Jeremy Falcon
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One thousand words.
It's still just a picture.
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Face value
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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A thousand words, obviously; not necessarily the same words as in the picture, of course.
Software Zen: delete this;
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That depends on whose/what words they are.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I just built NCurses with MinGW-w64 as Shared Libraries! Several people have said that can't be done, but I did it! Yay for me!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Congratulations!
I even understood all of the words in that.
And both of the last two sentences!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was quite surprising to find that it works. I am building msvc12 versions now. I also will likely build Readline and create C# bindings to these libraries.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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So now we can share a curse?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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NCurses[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Leslie[^] thought it was funny too.
Also, this happened[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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On a side note: can someone explain to me the "Leslie" meme?
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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When the actor Leslie Nielsen died, his death was reposted over and over, leading to Leslie meaning 'Repost'.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thank you, now I finally understand
In Italy it became a habit of reposting over and over and over the celebrity deaths, along with messages like "ciao, <deceased>". Since "ciao" is a generic greeting but most often it means "hi" rather than "goodbye" that adds creepiness to the thing.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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repost
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I can't count how often Leslie asked just that question
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Ah. I see. Ok.
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Yeah. I also got a pretty good laugh from #7. It certainly wasn't what I was expecting to read as the end of that. #20 had that same "surprise" value.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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