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"Young people love sex"
I guess I'll never grow up!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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You'd soon run out of puff.
What?
I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: blowing them up
Comme ca?[^]
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I'd prefer to be in the control group.
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Do you know what that job involves?
Not what you think it does.
There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc.
PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.
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Comedian: "This horse walks into a bar..."
Vivic: "How'd it get in through door? Horses aren't allowed in pubs!"
Comedian: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Vivic: "Chicken's brains are too small for us to assign meaning to their actions; the only reason a chicken would cross a road is if there were food or a cockerel on the other side."
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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If there are holes or flaws in this statement, there could be
long term consequences..
73
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"My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things"..
Every company has got these people
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Yes, and there value is determined by precisely how strategic their words are.
Isn't a programmer just someone who refuses to attend these meetings with the excuse that they're too busy typing strategic things?
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That says a lot more about McDonalds than it does about Iceland: years on a garage shelf and it still looks as good / bad as it did the day it was produced...
It's not the only one either, there's one in Utah from the same era IIRC.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, you could probably eat it without getting sick too
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No, no - I couldn't. A person who actually goes to McVomits might, but that ain't me...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wally wanted a career with a big hamburger chain but he got into a pickle when he couldn't cut the mustard. Punoftheday[^]
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No vomiting with McDonald's. They make sure there's something to make it go through your system good and fast.
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I don't know if I want to click that link.
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You probably don't want to...
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So, a change for the better then.
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Yes
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Much simpler. It's totally dry and will not rot until it gets moist again.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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The look is deceptive. It's actually a hamburger mummy, totally dehydrated. So what exactly is so surprising about it?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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