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It's supposed to happen inside you.
Any time now.
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Why not? Don't meetings turn us all into vegetables?
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I would laugh if it wasn't so awfully true...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Where did that idea sprout from?
(here we go here we go here we go...)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Vegetarians Anonymous?
"Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm a vegetarian"
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if it is a life meeting, why not
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Speaking as a vegetarian, definitely not! Unfortunately, at work, I'm in a minority of one on that opinion.
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Vegetarian - old Indian* word for bad hunter.
* Native American
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More like dead hunter.
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Hey, I'm sure vegetables have emotions as well.
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Not unless they had a beef with them, and wanted to exchange some cutting remarks.
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No, it ruins the catering options...
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“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.”
― Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential
Apparently, if it's not frying Bacon, it's just too hard for him to work it out.
Kitchen Confidential? Probably should have kept that secret to himself.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Apparently, if it's not frying Bacon, it's just too hard for him to work it out.
And your point is?
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Corporal Agarn wrote: And your point is?
My Point^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Another meating at the awfus, eh?
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and more importantly, should meetings attend to vegetarians?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Only if they have a steak in the outcome.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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They're the ones that turnip thier noses at good ideas, it beets me as to why.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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A lot of food for thought above.
Better get my coat.
Life is too shor
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Of course not.
Being addicted to veg is not so harmful as being addicted to sheep.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I veal there are pros and cons, lettuce not chicken out or duck the issues and consider:
- They're unlikely to have a beef with the agenda, especially if they're on the lam from another meeting
- They do tend to ham-up the proceedings especially with Venice on the conference call (I've known them to be complete turkeys)
- Diary is always a problem especially for dyslexic vegans and their eggsagerated, cheesy opinions (the silly sausages)
- As stakeholders, they do tend to stew over the meat of the issues and will often tell porkies to support their case
- Such events tend to sprout leaks and are peppered with nuts
Ultimately, I don't carot all, in fact I don't give a ratatouille!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Well, if I could skip meetings by telling them I am a vegetarian, I would happily do so.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Worked for me. Hardly two meetings in a year.
It may have something to do with all of the beans I scarf down.
The end justifies is the means.
(Some may be fuming at this ghastly comment)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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