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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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First thing that popped into my head was Uriah Heep - Lady In Black, but it's not a movie
Rambo: First fashion choice
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The Powerpuff Girls?
V. wrote: The One And Only Real Movie Quote Of The Day Is there a pseudo version of the One and Only MQOTD as well?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Catwoman
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The Black Cat
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Come dine with me
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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And Greed is Good?
Life is too shor
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The Devil Wears Prada?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Post this (anonymously) to your boss...Wanna be a manager?[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why anonymously?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Because if he has an IQ larger than his shoe size, he'll notice he's being insulted?
Fortunately, that's not the case with most managers...
[edit] Gah! Tablet autocorrect...[/edit]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's good - if he gets the insult, I will be fired (and they will eat sh*t for a few years) and that will let me start over (for which I'm looking for a few years, but wife does not approve me to quit)...
If he doesn't get the insult (probably) - so what?!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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[With apologies to Franz Werfel and to numerous other writers of parodies on Jacobowsky's philosophy]
There are two possibilities:
You either send the cartoon to your boss or you don't send the cartoon to your boss.
If you don't send the cartoon to your boss, that's good.
If you do send the cartoon to your boss, there are again two possibilities:
Your boss will either fire you or not fire you.
If your boss doesn't fire you, that's good.
If he does fire you, there are again two possibilities:
You will either find a new job or not find a new job.
If you find another job, that's good.
If you don't find another job, there are again two possibilities:
You will either starve to death or not starve to death.
If you don't starve to death, that's good.
If you do starve to death, there are again two possibilities:
You will go either to Heaven or to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, that's good.
If you go to Hell, you will have such a good time renewing old acquaintances, making new friends, and having a hellacious old time, that you won't care where you are.
So... WHY WORRY?
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Hi all,
First day of new job. Ooh eck it is early. .. Just saying. Zombie mode engage
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Congratulations!
Hope it goes really well, once you get over the early rising experience again!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is this a fitting time to say how much I appreciate flex time?
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Congratulations...
(first thing to change - move your start time after 9!)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My problem is usually the other way around. I want to start at 5:00, but will they let me? Noooooo...
Hopefully my new place (in 2 weeks) won't stick to their 8:00 rule for too long.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Yah I bet you are just glad to be back on the gravy train - congrats.
Define early!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Remember: "There isnt a second chance for the first impression"
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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This time from me, due to a small misconception:
"We have a T-Rex!"
Ok, I will get my hat...
And please: It's not 'One bite of Paris'!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
modified 19-Jan-15 0:56am.
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Godzilla?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Jurassic Pork, remastered in fullbacon.
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