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I mean, one minute Judy Garland taps her red shoes together, next Hiroshima. Maybe if more people 'believed' we'd all be speaking Japanese and German at home.
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Come back to me when they've finally perfected a device for peeling, topping and tailing, and chopping an onion! Another wave of must have silicon chippery really isn't what the world needs! Bah, and if I may say so, humbug!
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I look forward to testing Skype's realtime language translation...
Fortēs fortūna adjuvat.
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2-in-1 laptops with a full 1920 x 1080 display and touchscreen.
It took sooooo loooong to get 1920 x 1080 on laptops.
(Well, on windows ones at least)
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German and twice-twisted Roger tunnel beneath London (11)
I reckon it's easy - but then I know the answer!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Underground
German and - und
twice - und at the end
twisted roger - ergro
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Blimey - it was obviously far too easy!
your turn tomorrow!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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In fairness, it's the first one that I looked at and immediately figured out... the reasoning came after the answer!!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: it was obviously far too easy!
cough, not for me, good work
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_Maxxx_ wrote: it was obviously far too easy! Afraid so, you need DD's convoluted accountant's brain.
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I believe he can get it now - DD gone to politics so need no brain anymore
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: gone to politics so need no brain anymore Sad but true.
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Yep, it's all happening down there...
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Hope you and the BoogerMobile are safe!
/ravi
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Yeah, we are alright - I'm in Brisbane... won't be in Sydney until Thursday arvo, so hopefully they have it all sorted out by then!!
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_Damian S_ wrote: ...won't be in Sydney until Thursday arvo...
...and you were going to faarrrkkkking tell me when?
Beer or coffee OK. Need to know when and where so I can organise to get there. Mayb e hassle Josh, Ashley and Garth to meet as they work in the city. Realise you will be with family and not have much time, but sort out 30 minutes in there somewhere.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I spent most of the day 'onsite' 175km south east of Sydney, even then, my home is 25-ish km north west of the CBD, and I avoid the city like the plague especially during the silly season
.. any comments I could make on the 'perpetrator' would only be fit for the soap-box, maybe not even there
thanks for the well wishes though (its surprising how far and fast bad news travels)
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: its surprising how far and fast bad news travels Not really these days. And I'm sure many people will be sharing your thoughts ...
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TV (isn't worth watching at the best of times) but <sigh>, we are just bombarded with 'it' over here at the moment - Im sure its giving the elephanting perpetrator exactly what he wants, a soapbox
I feel sorry for any 'normal' muslims here in Sydney right now
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: Im sure its giving the elephanting perpetrator exactly what he wants, a soapbox Actually, it's not, because they're handling it right.
The only communication from the perpetrator that's reached the press is the flag -- the wrong flag --
so good on the Aussie cops.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This is what happens to a disarmed populace - they become victims of criminals who do not follow the law. Gun control only (adversely) affects law abiding citizens, and has NO effect on what criminals do because - well - THEY'RE CRIMINALS WHO BY THEIR VERY NATURE DISOBEY THE LAW.
I wonder how many of the hostages wished they had a concealed weapon...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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There is an Infosys employee in there reportedly (that's the large Indian software company), so he/she might potentially be a CPian.
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...so if you do, lettuce know.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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