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Well, that comes from using plasterboards as walls! In my country it is almost never used, so I would be a little more frightened if someone punched its way through a brick wall
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The traditional material here is "riverstone" - granite blocks that have been slammed together in the river floods until they have a hardness approaching diamond - mortared with limestone mortar. (And that's how my house is built: it's hard enough putting up a shelf let alone making a hole big enough to see through!)
But more modern designs (i.e. built in the 20th century) in the UK are brick (or brick with a wooden frame) externals, with plasterboard for internal, non-supporting walls. It's cheaper, and easier for the builder to be flexible (or muck it up completely and nobody notices).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe the woman from Sunderland's puppy made the hole and ran off with the toilet paper (was it Andrex?) and she just took the wrap?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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She's from Sunderland - of course she was. A fist sized piece of plasterboard makes an ideal bum scraper.
Reusable too, so she was thinking of the environment.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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What's the problem?
When in Geordieland, do as the Geordies do, no?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sunderland is Mackemland, Newcastle is Geordieland, here is a cut-out-and-keep guide:
City | Demonym | ????land | Incident | Correct Local Response | Sunderland | Mackem | Mackemland | Run out of bog roll | Punch a wall | Newcastle | Geordie | Geordieland | Football team loses at home | Punch a horse |
Quite different - hope this helps!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I know it's old, and it didn't last long...but there was a special version of Windows for Geordies:
Windaz Too Thoosand[^]
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With a talent like that for explaining things, you're wasted on development; you should be doing help files.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, piss and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.
Which movie?
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Saving Private Quintus Dias
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ISIS[Φ]?
»»» <small>Loading Signature</small> «««
· · · <small>Please Wait</small> · · ·
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Happy Wet Feet
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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That's not a movie; it's Masterchef.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Star Trek: The Redshirts Strikes Back?
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End of the world at this very moment.
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The Lego movie.
(This scene was later dropped when it didn't screen well with test audiences)
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V. wrote: puke, piss and the entrails of friends
American Pie.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Wrath of the Titans
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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Centurion
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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yes, did you look it up ... ?
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Nope, but I didn't want to spoil the fun so I waited this long.
Now where are those 24 valuable points I would like to be added to my reputation?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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The Wizard of Oz
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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