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The solution is clear. Open your own Ikea!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: They only do two things well [...] and their food.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Munchies_Matt wrote: They only do two things well. That chair from way back that is dead comfy for the back, and their food I only go there for the food and the junker area, where they sell off remnants and odd bits -- I've picked up no end of small parts that were useful for something else, particularly in the "lucky dip" bins for screws/brackets/drawer glides/hinges/etc.
Other than that, all I've bought there has been kitchen hardware, a couple of their solid oak worktops (which are unbelievably cheap), and a mattress. No furniture at all, because it's all cr@p.
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Lets see, kitchen junk, cutlery, plates and basic pots etc, quality, who gives a damn it's kitchen junk!. Office chairs, nice high back and comfortable, 30% cheaper than the local office supply mob. Book cases, yeah these were crap.
We then spent $20k on teak furnishings, targeted purchasing thats what you need!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I come home and catch you up to your nuts in Lady Shagging Godiva!
Which movie?
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Ice Age
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Catch me if you can
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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The nutty professor.
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Get Smart?
(I don't expect anyone under 90 to get that)
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Mark_Wallace wrote: (I don't expect anyone under 90 to get that)
Is that < 90 IQ?
Maxwell Smart, CONTROL Agent - didn't they bring it back as a movie five or so years ago?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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under 90 inches?
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under 90 BACON ?
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Don't be daft; that would exclude me!
Centimetres.
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From the floor?
Sitting or Standing?
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CBadger wrote: Sitting or Standing? I think the question is "interested or disinterested".
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Dear me, they really teach inadequate English in these foreign colonial schools...
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I'll have you know I'm old enough to have gone to the best English Grammar schools!
While I was there, I kept insisting that they teach me English grammar, and they eventually relented.
I was thinking more of the Dutch colonial schools, like "The Londen School of Counting Money, Ja", in Karoo, which your evil parents must have inflicted on you.
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CBadger wrote: "to have gone" but did not Ah, but I did there wented, which is why my grammar is betterer than like what yours is.
CBadger wrote: And what would they be counting then? The Dutch don't give a bugger what currency money is in, as long as they don't have to do any work to get it.
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Ah eye sea, you has gooded me inderdeed
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OriginalGriff wrote: didn't they bring it back as a movie five or so years ago? They did, but it didn't have the same charm.
They still did the nose in the [7,5] gag, though.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: (I don't expect anyone under 99 to get that)
FTFY
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