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Thanks & same to you... everybody..
Neil
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Australian Paul Goudie forgot (to bathe), and, well, kitty got a little playful: note: skip the obnoxious ad and jump to 19 seconds into the video: [^].
It's a great credit to Paul that he bears no ill will towards kitty for the kind of nip-and-tuck that comes so naturally to these Celestial Beings in Feline Form.
in the Sacred Name of Bastet, the Eye of Ra, Bill
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Just no. I was at the zoo at feeding time one day. The tigers were no where to be seen - until the handler dropped dinner in. BOOM! tiger hit that meat with one jump. Again, just no.
They asked Jacque Cousteau what he was thinking about when he got ready to dive. He answer, "I'm reminding myself I'm entering the food chain and not at the top."
Next we'll have swim with the alligators
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You'll only be gone a couple of days, and then you'll come back to me. It's not the end of the world.
Which movie?
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Its the classic : The Men Who Stare at Goats Sheep.
Edit:Little typo in the title. Imdb is wrong on this one.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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They made a film about OG?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Enter the dragon, but pronounce it wrong so it sounds more American.
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Worlds end ?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Armageddon
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Uh, oh! Ah'm, a geddin' outa here
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Planet of the Apes?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Dave's Commute?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Now isn't this fun indeed? So many times did you just have that itch you gotta scratch when you see the title as Message Automatically Removed, then you just wish you knew what is was.
Well this is your lucky indeed. Now you can have a peek under the hood and see what the fuss was all about. As easy as that.
Just be warned that it might not be a grand as expected as there is obviously a reason it gets removed so do not set your standards too High.
And always remember that the following rule needs to be investigated always
15. Rule 77 exists.
New rule suggestions are welcome.
Other rules can be found at Rulez Of Code Project[×]
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Rule 78: You must report as spam all posts claiming to be Message Automatically Removed, just to be on the safe side.
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Accepted.
I raise you Rule 789
EDIT: I love the fact that although I made the subject Message Automatically Removed [Modified], it still removes the [Modified] on replies etc
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I will see your Rule 789, and raise you Rule 5796: "No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples."
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Keep in mind rule 5795.X applies to ISIS as well
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CBadger wrote: it still removes the [Modified] on replies etc
Um, no - I did that myself.
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You failed rule 5.C
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5.C?
"No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity"?
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Addendum to the 5.C rule: unless he takes them out first.
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5.C.1 Is this the Lounge because it doesn't look like it
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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5.C: Do not get caught
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