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Gravity will take care of that.
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ewwwww
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Mrs Wife and I have pretty much always showered together.
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My girlfriend and I also like to shower together, but we don't pee while in the shower together.
I can't vouch for what she does when she is alone
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Mrs Wife and I have pretty much always showered together.
TMI!
Marc
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Pic or it didn't happen?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: have every man and woman shower together
Bl**dy big shower then!
You'll never get me in the same shower as the big smelly biker down the road.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Technical difficulties[^] may occur.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It will also help get rid of your athlete's foot.
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And if you're stung by a jellyfish during the night...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I hate it when that happens.
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Bed jellyfish are the worst.
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chriselst wrote: Something I've been doing for years.
To think, all the times when I've been drunk and pissing in parking lots to bars, I've been doing good for the environment.
chriselst wrote: But I can't help but think the final image they used in the story is somewhat unfortunate.
Come on man, you haven't lived until you've peed in the shower.
Jeremy Falcon
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This is something I am unable of. I can't pee in the sea either. I have no explanation why, but it is simply something I can't do.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: I can't pee in the sea either. Afraid of all those fish watching?
They piss in the sea too.
--edit
bloody typo; see/sea
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They're only doing it in an attempt to con their parents into believing that they shower.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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catheter and a bag on the hip. no water needed. it's the cool thing to do now.
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chriselst wrote: This campaign[^] is to get students pissing in the shower each morning to
save water.
Something I've been doing for years. You have been wasting drinking water on daily showers?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Sure, why not. I mean it ends up at the same place regardless whichever method uses.
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Reminds me of this: A WASP is someone who gets out of the shower to pee!
PS: WASP - White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
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My father-in-law always says you can tell someone is posh if they get out of the bath for a piss.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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When asked what had happened, Michael said "Nurff urg urg erf"
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