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The first rule of the CCC is that we do not talk about the CCC.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Looks like all the messages including the first original messages had violated this rule.
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CCC is modern KGB code for CCCP.
Life is too shor
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I can't believe that they're all being so mean: Cryptic Crossword Clue.
I'm not sure that anyone beside a Brit understands cryptic crosswords as only we seem to be affected by that particular lunacy! (I could be wrong!)
I could go with the flow: Grave? I see an angry utterance for the criminologist that identifies me.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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hi guys..
i am trying to create a motion graph using visual studio 2012 , in this graph i need to display temperature with respective time, so basically this data comes from my SQL server, for doing this i am able to passing data to the graph but i am unable to display it continuously with time delay of 2sec.
please can one suggest me solution for this problem, if anyone could do this those will be highly appreciated.
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Nobody will do it for you.
Apart of that this is The Lounge which is not for programming questions.
Your best bet: asking for advice in th right forums while showing what you've tried.
God luck.
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Everyone here in The Lounge is either mad or a pinky-russet colour. Try Quick Answers[^] were Griff will be by to help as soo as he's finished with the Sheep Dip.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Try Quick Answers[^] were Griff will be by to help as soo as he's finished with the Sheep Dip. Jeeze, I think he'll need an answer before VS 2016 comes out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Have a look at High-speed Charting Control[^], and similar charting articles on CP.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Ah, I have been looking for this before posting Cedric's. I could not remember it was from you. Damn !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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hope they have no units conversions issue...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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If you dont know who Felix Magath is I'd recommend this very short article:
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29302031[^]
"Former Fulham skipper Murphy confirmed a story appearing in a Sunday newspaper that Magath recommended defender Brede Hangeland treat an injured thigh with a block of cheese soaked in alcohol.
I hope that Felix Magath will become my boss, because I also have an injury, that needs treatment with... red wine ... and ... cheese. No, wait ... make it white instead... with lots of bubbles
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I prefer tequila and rellenos, but it hasn't helped my foot pain, I may need another dos*.
* Sorry, I decided to pre-empt anyone else from saying it.
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Hmm, do you add tequila to curb the stomach pain?
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Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information stored in their brains, scientists believe. Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive becomes more full, so humans also take longer to access information, it has been suggested.
Researchers say this slowing down is not the same as cognitive decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr.. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more, but just may not be able to access the information..
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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We need indexing service.
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Agreed. If you're going to slow your brain down, you might as well do a proper job of it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, I am not using windows indexing service. I write my own which will be far more slower. I am a perfectionist.
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Here's an idea! I will implement a memory repository something like Hogwarts Pensieve[^] (from Harry Potter movies).
So when one needs to forget about an incident, he simply remembers that incident uttering a magical charm and voila! it gets added in the pensieve along with an indexer which maybe a small fragment of that incident which the person selects. While the incident gets added in the repository, it gets hard-deleted from the person's memory, but without a part of it which is used as an indexer. After this, a defragmentation service runs on the person's memory.
So, when that person needs to relive that incident, he simply remembers the indexer and utters another magical charm and voila! he relives it!
How's this? I think I am gonna be R-I-C-H!!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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REEE--DIKULUS!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Haven't any of these overpaid, overstuffed researchers ever read any Heinlein. In Methuselah's Children, Lazarus Long posed the same question to his much younger (and smarter) friend, Andrew Jackson "Slipstick" Libby, Andy explained it as simple as you like. We experience events linearly as time goes on, but our brains correlate each event with the accumulated total of all other events in a geometric fashion. Accumulation of experiences progresses linearly, but the storage required and effort needed to retrieve the memory and all its associated memories grows exponentially.
Unfortunately, the book ended before Andy published a solution to the problem, which he claimed was definitely solvable.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Another old codger who remembers the classics. Thanks, Roger .
Software Zen: delete this;
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