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I don't normally have that many, and today I've already had two! Woah, It's a good day! 
But to get to the point: I've been thinking about the Scottish issue that everybody keeps raving about! Whereas I generally support peoples right to live as they choose, I can't help but think that the Scottish are being very selfish in this respect.
It really is not all about them. A decision of independence will have massive effects on the government budgets in EVERY single other country around the world... Why, you ask? Because they will have to rewrite and republish all the Geography school books in different colours... 
Is it really worth it? To paraphrase Homer Simpson: If something is a lot of work to do, it's not worth doing...
Slàinte! I'll stop thinking for today now... 
[serious for a moment] Good luck to everybody involved no matter how it turns out... [/serious for a moment]
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 18-Sep-14 5:12am.
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Agreed the whole world should be allowed a vote. Could take a while to count them all though.
And what about the extraterrestrials that visit Scotland from time to time, their maps will be affected too. Perhaps the whole universe should get a vote. 
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Johnny J. wrote: that some of the Scottish are being very selfish
FTFY
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Wait!!! stop the printers!!!
We, Catalans, are almost getting it... at least don't print everything two times...
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In Star Trek, there are no countries, and there's no money.
Everyone sees that as the perfect way to live, the ultimate in human society, but everyone's too stupid to even consider changing their ways to make its eventual implementation possible.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
In Star Trek ... there's no money. |
Um...
Gold Pressed Latinum[^] (Ferengi)
In The Trouble with Tribbles" Uhura offers to buy a Tribble for 10 credits (implying some form of currency in use in the Federation).
And in "Errand of Mercy" Spock estimates that Starfleet has invested over 122,200 credits in his training as a Starfleet officer.
Gawd, but I'm a nerd sometimes... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, but it's made clear that they only use (alien) money when dealing with alien races. Roddenberry was very strict on the idea of there being no Earth currency.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Couldn't agree more. Patriotism causes just as many problems as religion. Hell NZ should be just another state of Aussie. (But it will never happen because of patriotism rather them common sense)
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You have the fada sloping the wrong way in Sláinte - in the new republic this will be a serious offence
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Oooops! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Despite the joke icon, which should have given it away that I was only joking, somebody seems to have taken offense and downvoted me....
That's the last time I'll wish anybody around here good luck...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.
"It's only fair to warn you Jody." he said. "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."
"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said. "I'm a hooker."
"I see." he said. Then brightening, he smiled. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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... Reminiscing perchance?
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You'd reach a bigger (and probably more appreciative) audience if you made him a rugby player.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good thing she wasn't a slicer eh?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Which movie?
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Too hard, I'll have to look in the Tea Shed for a solution.
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You do that... I'll take a cheese sand wedge for my tea, please...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Club or open?
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Club, please - with a Slice of bacon perhaps... 
BTW - and COMPLETELY off topic: Have you ever noticed that golf is the only sport where you can say: "I really love playing with Mary even though she's the worst hooker I've ever met" - without being a complete bastard?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Like a little roast Eagle with that? Albatross? Stormy Petrel? Onna stick?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As far as Birdies are concerned, I think I prefer a couple of nice tits[^] - Actually, as far as that is concerned, I am often on the prowl like a Tiger in the Woods
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My reply from yesterday's MQOTD is connected to this one today 
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James Bond in "A View to a Kill"!!!! 
Seriously: That movie is SO funny! Must see it again soon! Thanks for reminding me! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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