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I just got an e-mail from a recruiter that showed intelligence, vision and understanding. It was, obviously, written by her and not a standard pro-forma. No spelling mistakes and GOOD IDEAS AND TIPS regarding the interview she's lined up for me.
Jeez, this must signal the apocalypse. Run! Run I say!
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There you go. The infinite monkeys thing has just been successfully proved.
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Unfortunately, it's not a one off. She has been consistently professional and extremely helpful. Should things work out for me and she doesn't get sacked for bringing the profession into disrepute I will definitely share her details for anyone who is searching in the future.
Should there actually be a future.
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She must be new to the industry.
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@glennPattonPUB could probably use it.
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Good point. I might introduce them. I might not. 
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Oooh please! I am so fed up of having to re-write, re-format my CV (I know you can't polish a turd but you can stick a flag in it, despite what the Mythbusters say...) 
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Share w/me too! Please!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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She must have seen your picture[^], and fallen in love.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's the spiffing 'tache that does it. If I wear my monocle as well they literally swoon. Swoon I tell you.
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Dump that trifle you're currently hanging out with and marry the girl, for heaven sake. You can't let one like that get away. I know of a good, discrete supplier of, ahem, restraints if you need them.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Run! Run! The World is Going to End!
I think it is.....I happened to look up at the CCTV of the helideck and noticed what appeared to be carbon flakes fluttering past in random directions. Now, we have a really big orange flare at the moment so this was quite feasible so went out to investigate with the HSE guy as didn't obviously want potentially burning embers dropping onto the platform.
Gets outside and starts heading to the helideck and noticed it was tiny spuggies (Sparrows) circling the platform and around the flare. It was very 'Hitchcock - Birds' as they were flying really close/at you, landing on the decks/handrails etc.
In all my years never seen anything like that out here. Don't know if the low visibility coupled with no wind was causing them problems on some migration path or if it is indeed the end of the world. (We will blame the recent solar flare!)
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It's the neutrinos, they're mutating. Probably from fear of Scotland breaking away.
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I take it you haven't heard about the juniper blight that's threatening to wipe out the entire species within the next 5 years? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No, really![^]
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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So am I[^] 
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That story is the worst of humanity, the scrote who started the fire, and the best of it, those who immediately started raising money, turned up with supplies and things to help with the rescued animals, except that you then start to think would there have been such a response to a fire in a place housing loads of people instead of dogs, and the answer to that I think would have been a no.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I agree. If it'd been a codgers' home, there would be lots of 'oh shame!' going on but little action. Serial killers and lovable doggies however get all the sympathy and monies.
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chriselst wrote: except that you then start to think would there have been such a response to a fire in a place housing loads of people instead of dogs
Had it been a pig farm, there would have been a queue of people carrying bread and apple sauce.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A pig factory (or whatever they're called) holding a few hundred pigs burnt down a couple of years ago.
I was disappointed the reporter didn't say "A spokesman for the fire service described the situation as 'delicious'".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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There were reporters when you joined a barbarian horde to sack Rome?
"And remember, guys, if somebody asks: Tell them we are the Vandals."
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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There used to be pig farm not far from us and all the kids went to our school. On a good day the smell of BACON was overpowering!
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Jesus Jimny that's bad. I hope they throw the book at the little scrote. And by book I mean breezeblock. And by breezeblock I mean axe.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Start with the books, follow up with the breezeblocks, finish with the axes...
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Keith Barrow wrote: I mean axe.
And by axe you mean http://www.axehair.com/[^]?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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