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Make sure to keep your doors locked or else they will tear up your house.
Great for keeping the weeds down though.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I keep seeing that game pop up on Steam, but I can only envision one way it could be entertaining...
It would have to have tons of options... Buttons to build things, do research, basically everything you'd find in a typical Sim or RPG... But pressing any of those buttons would just pop up a message saying something like, "Dude, you can't do that... You're just a goat", accompanied by a braying Jim Breuer doing his Goat Boy character from SNL.
And it would still get boring after about 30 seconds.
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I got bored just reading the description in the play store.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't mess with the goat ass.
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I am very suspicious.
This morning I opened a packet of Hob Nobs. Chocolate. Large. Family. For the use of.
There are none left. It has to be Ali!
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count your fingers, if you have fewer than you did before opening the packet then yes its was Ali
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You mean Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa?
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No - she who must be obeyed (or at least fed chocolate) known worldwide (at least on CP) as DeathByChocolate
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You are a wanted men!!!
I just got questioned about someone called Paul Griffin...First I told I do not know him, but after saw his photos I could not deny anymore...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
modified 17-Sep-14 5:49am.
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These people who questioned you...did they show you any ID? Did they have dark glasses? Did any of them have a prehensile tail?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No. Yes. No.
(But they had some silent companion of mountain size)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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He's just hired muscle. It's the short one of the two you have to worry about.
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OriginalGriff wrote: you have to worry about Me! You maybe! They after you I tell you!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Depend on what you told them.
They may decide you know too much...keep a eye open; see if you are being tailed. If it who I think it is, they use at least six cars.
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I was able to retrieve a photo of one of them from the security camera - secret agent[^]
(Please destroy it immediately!)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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That's a different flock - no sunglasses.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's the short one
Inconceivable!
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PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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I do not want to know why you tried that on...
Anyway, talk like a pirate day[^] is first.
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Arr matey, it be Friday.
Just getting some practice in!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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That 'e be, shipmate!
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For all the Scots out there...
What will you vote tomorrow and why?
What would be the consequence? Will you get a president or royal family? Will you still be part of the EU? The UN?
Will you keep the pound or convert to another (new or existing) currency ?
... ?
[EDIT]Would the downvoter please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. And explain why? [/EDIT]
modified 17-Sep-14 8:16am.
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