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If you can't fin of any more puns, you need do delete a few charachters
Life is too shor
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"fiddly"? "fiddly"!
A master of understatement...
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poor people are dying because of the lack of some US-cents, but some fish got a surgery.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: poor people are dying because of the lack of some US-cents, but some fish got a surgery.
It was an Australian goldfish.
And I'm fairly certain had its owner not paid for the operation he wouldn't have spent the money on a dying poor person instead.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: It was an Australian goldfish.
Exactly. If it had been a US goldfish, the tumor would have been on its ass.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I bet the doctor went out and bought a new fish and flushed George.
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It's amazing what some vets will do to help animals!
There is a UK TV series (very short, but there's a longer series starting later this year) called The Supervet[^] and what he does is incredible. Forget "nail a wheel on this amputee tortoise" - he puts prosthetic legs on cats!
Worth a look if you can find it on YouTube or similar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's amazing what some vets will do to help animals make money!
ftfy
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When we first took our dog to the vet my missus who worries far too much about him kept saying can this be done can this be done can this be done.
The vet said "This is private healthcare, I'll do whatever you pay me to".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Not all of them - when we went to A Vet Who Will Not Be Named (because he is / was a litigious b'stard as well as greedy) in Haslemere his surgery was modern, well equipped - but no animal escaped without at least one £70 injection.
We ended up with a much less modern surgery run by two old vets who did nothing unless they felt it was in the best interest of the animal. And a damn sight cheaper as well.
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I have been told anecdotally that the likes of Petplan have put the brakes on that practice. They simple send back invoices 'unpaid due to unnecessary work' and the vet then has to fight the insurers.
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Our pet insurance has a £65 excess, I pay extra to bring it down from £90.
Most visits don't get anywhere near the insurers.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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is this a veiled poke at the Scottish SNP party?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The Scottish Nationalist Party is bad enough, but a Scottish Scottish Nationalist Party doesn't bear thinking about. It is not as bad as one commentator who talked about the "Scottish SNP Party".
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thought the S stood for Salmond's! or maybe stupid?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Aarrgh, not the SSSSSSSSSSSSNP?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Hello all,
In our company we have a really nice Toshiba eStudio287cs multifunction printer.
It works ultra fast and well with a really sharp printing...
But...
When I try to print multiple copies of one large document it doesn't matter what do I select that it is always getting the same output...
For this example let's say I want to print 3 copies of the same document:
page 1, page 1, page 1, page 2, page 2, page 2, page 3, page 3, page 3...
When it's time to print the manuals we must legally endorse with our machines I can't get it working in a better way and I end up sorting every page (only when I don't remember to print three times the document).
In the Toshiba web site there are no drivers for this printer...
What would you do?
Thank you in advance!
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By an HP?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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That thing must suffer a lot more before changing it...
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All you have to do is 'forget' an installation disk (let say of Windows 8) inside one of the paper trays...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I could plug it at 400V and wait for it to become cooked...
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oh yes!, OH YES!, OH YES!, OH YES!
I'm afraid I can't do that... but given the fact we make machines we have plenty of tools that could be understood as "massive destruction printer tools"... :drooooool:
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