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I think they need to re-brand Iceland. That name's just not working, for me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Some of them are really nice... if you are far away from there of course...
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Awesome shots
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Ha ![^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I read that as bunga bunga photos.
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I am attempting to buy another house and have approached three solicitors who have declined to do the job.
The first said they do not do conveyancing, even though in my email I said that there would be no conveyancing as we would be doing this ourselves, we only needed them to draft a contract of debt.
The second said that they would be willing, but only if the whole process was done by themselves, such as searches, surveys, conveyancing etc.
I said that it was not being bought my normal procedure, but I am borrowing the money from my parents in order to buy the house they already own, and in which I am living.
So they thanked me and declined.
The third one said it was not worth their time for such a small amount of work.
WTF?
OK, so I have finally found a local ambulance chaser who will do it for me without the rigmarole.
But seriously, are solicitors so rich they can turn down work?
I would have used Michelle's company but there is a conflict of interest.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That still costs.
I just need a contract of sale.
Michelle would do the conveyancing and I do not need a mortgage as my mother is lending me the money to buy the house.
One Letter, and I can fill in the TR1 myself and get the wifey to do the conveyancing within a couple of hours.
I even have the SDLT sitting waiting, ready to go.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Waitaminnnit, waitaminnit!
You're living with your mother?!?
Oh, hold on.
You're a Doctor Who fan who's living with his mother.
OK.
Nothing to see, here. Move on.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You, sir, have restored my faith in humanity. Thank you.
Software Zen: delete this;
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No, I am living in one of my mother's houses.
I have my own property and rent it out, and want to buy this one cheap!
(Good old mummy is a soft touch! she is knocking £100K off the price for me.)
As soon as I buy this one I will be looking to buy another one to live in so that I can rent this one out as well.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Quote: Nothing to see, here. Move on.
What's the comma[^] for?
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Structure.
If you've been taught that commas exist for any purpose other than structure, clout your teacher upside the lughole.
(And, BTW, wikipedia is not a trusted source on matters of grammar and linguistics.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just got an e-mail from a recruiter that showed intelligence, vision and understanding. It was, obviously, written by her and not a standard pro-forma. No spelling mistakes and GOOD IDEAS AND TIPS regarding the interview she's lined up for me.
Jeez, this must signal the apocalypse. Run! Run I say!
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There you go. The infinite monkeys thing has just been successfully proved.
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Unfortunately, it's not a one off. She has been consistently professional and extremely helpful. Should things work out for me and she doesn't get sacked for bringing the profession into disrepute I will definitely share her details for anyone who is searching in the future.
Should there actually be a future.
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She must be new to the industry.
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@glennPattonPUB could probably use it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Good point. I might introduce them. I might not.
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Oooh please! I am so fed up of having to re-write, re-format my CV (I know you can't polish a turd but you can stick a flag in it, despite what the Mythbusters say...)
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Share w/me too! Please!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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She must have seen your picture[^], and fallen in love.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's the spiffing 'tache that does it. If I wear my monocle as well they literally swoon. Swoon I tell you.
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Dump that trifle you're currently hanging out with and marry the girl, for heaven sake. You can't let one like that get away. I know of a good, discrete supplier of, ahem, restraints if you need them.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Run! Run! The World is Going to End!
I think it is.....I happened to look up at the CCTV of the helideck and noticed what appeared to be carbon flakes fluttering past in random directions. Now, we have a really big orange flare at the moment so this was quite feasible so went out to investigate with the HSE guy as didn't obviously want potentially burning embers dropping onto the platform.
Gets outside and starts heading to the helideck and noticed it was tiny spuggies (Sparrows) circling the platform and around the flare. It was very 'Hitchcock - Birds' as they were flying really close/at you, landing on the decks/handrails etc.
In all my years never seen anything like that out here. Don't know if the low visibility coupled with no wind was causing them problems on some migration path or if it is indeed the end of the world. (We will blame the recent solar flare!)
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