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Brace yourself or it could get worse.
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Is there a reward?
Is it armed and considered dangerous?
I, for one, am locking my front door.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Well I suppose it doesn't help that I posted its picture upside down....
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milkCarton.Attach(missingBrace);
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I believe it was last sighted driving in a black [] with what appears to be a female {, perhaps its partner in crime. New Jersey <'s have been put on alert, and the governor is again closing the George Washington ===, much to the alarm of the Democratic Party that is raising ^.
Marc
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Last I saw }, it has hanging out with ; going on and on about how unappreciated they are in modern languages. Looked pretty intense. I don't think they're coming back.
Jeremy Falcon
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I got a new keyboard and the {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ key sticks if that helps any in the future.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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FOUND IT !
Oh, no, nevermind, this is only someone's moustache.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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"Grass on fool with half-clairvoyant to get the K?"(9)
Best of luck
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Grass => POT
fool => ASS
half-clairvoyant => half-MEDIUM => IUM
K => POTASSIUM
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Well done.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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A minor detail but ! Pot is usually a term for cannabis resin not grass.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Dilbert of the day[^]
Ear plugs, that's what we need! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Is this the first stage in your plan to prove that we need sheep?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Griff doesn't NEED sheep - he just wants them... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I have got one (may be a repost) -
Q: How did OG find the sheep in the tall grass?
A: Satisfying..
Ok, I will get my coat now.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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I have bought for myself a nice headset for work. It has the ability to block some of the amount of noise in the room.
I use it instead of ear plugs, but not against smart and ambitious people 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I remove the hearing aids, then I can't hear stupid people
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The writer's name ('Not_Han_Solo') seems appropriate, as he appears not to have a life of his own.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The real story is what happened to Han and Chewy.
After the events of the film, they travelled to another galaxy and crash landed in 1930's America.
Han became an archaeologist, but poor Chewy had to hang out in the backwoods, although he was occasionally seen from time to time.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Is it me and my aging eyesight, and diminishing patience?
So the wife is looking for a new phone. So I googled & saw a link to back-to-school-guide-2014-smartphone/[^]
There's nothing of substance on the page that I can see - a bunch of images which,. when I clicked on a couple, seemed to take me to a link that at least has a prev and next link (not very obvious ones, but I fund 'em) but they don't do anything that I can tell)
Is this just engadget's way of hoping I'll accidentally click on an Ad while I'm trying to read an article? Or, as I asked, is it just me 
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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When you click on the picture link it goes to another busy page with a big pic in the middle and.. behold!
On the side there is a little text which is the relevant info!!!
I know, it's an awesome clear web design, isn't it?! 
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You're right! In fact when I clicked on them before I posted the 50-word-comprehensive-review wasn't there at all. Now I've read them all, I'm fully qualified to tell the Wife which phone to buy which sites to not bother visiting.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Beh. The last one I bought was this one[^].
It's an absolute blinder. Don't believe the specs on the page, though:
- They say android 4.2.1, but it's 4.2.2
- They say the resolution is 800x640, but it's 1280x720
- They show the AnTuTu score as 14,000, but I can't get it to drop below 17,000, even when I leave all kinds of stuff open in the background (I haven't tried running it without a SIM card in, though; that might cause a drop).
[edit] I had a cr@p of a job inserting that URL -- it wouldn't let me delete personal-ish info
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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