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Suddenly the old Monty Python's "...it's only a bloody parking offense" sketch makes sense.
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chriselst wrote: Today, is a bloody good day. Gratz on having your peace again
You may want to buy a "bloody" big dog and feed it lots of Sriracha sauce.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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But the fact you have to go through all that sh*t in the first place is a piss-take.
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For a parking ticket?
Good to see there is some justice in this world.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Why they have to put people through all this stress is beyond me.
Oh...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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They send a guy to your door for a parking ticket?
They can break into your house and take stuff?
WTF?
How are you guys not burning sh*t to the ground over there?
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MehGerbil wrote: They can break into your house and take stuff?
Yeah, that's what I am thinking.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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chriselst wrote: said he was going to return with a locksmith, force entry, and take stuff away to the value of £862.
I'd love to see them try that with some of the members of this site
*cough* JSOP *cough*
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...preferably one that doesn't know my wife!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Have a word with Griff he may have a spare or two, as long as you like them woolly
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Well, I'm not sure I need it THAT baaaaaaad...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: baaaaaaad
I see what you did there.
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I'd prefer one who does know my wife.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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...so you can write code while each thinks you're with the other?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Bonus!
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Does her name also have to be Debbie?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Johnny J. wrote: ...preferably one that doesn't know my wife!
A man after my own heart. As I always say, the perfect women is a set of twins.
Jeremy Falcon
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Pluto Nash: You married twins?
Tony Francis: No, I met the perfect woman, so I had her cloned.
Dina Lake: Which one is which?
Tony Francis: Who gives a f***?
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Tony Francis: Who gives a f***?
Exactly.
Jeremy Falcon
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Reading it sounds like Tony asking Pluto "Are you asking who gives a ...?".
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Girlfriends are for the unmarried. You qualify for a mistress. Free upgrade!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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1UP
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I'm not convinced. Aren't mistresses a lot more expensive than girlfriends?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Expensive or cheap, they're mistresses nevertheless.
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As I've said before; "Rich woman with a bad cough"
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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