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I'm too lazy to read all this, could you come here and tell it to me please?
This should be solved with a BURN IN HEEEEEEEEELL! or similar...
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OriginalGriff wrote: The response?
"Give me source Please...." No problem.
Reply "google.com".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...is that I had to call one out this morning at 7.50am.
I got to work and some R Sole had superglued the locks.
I initially thought that one of our less than gruntled employees had done it, but it seemed unlikely.
Perhaps a supplier or sub-contractor, but we have paid everyone.
I suppose it could just be a random twat, but why only us and no-one else in the street?
I think we will never know!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I can think of 10,744,520 potential suspects, but does anyone on here know where your office is?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I will give you a hint: It was not me.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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10,744,520 10,744,519
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I notice you didn't rule yourself out.
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Ok, I thought the number you gave was the number of CP members, but ~400 members were kicked off just in a few seconds? Currently it's 10,744,095.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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IIRC the number is cached, do the different web servers not share a common value for it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Not me either - I was miles away at the time.
And I got witnesses, officer! When do you want 'em for?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No, not even the staff.
We have to ship them in, blindfolded, then kill the driver.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Exactly the same thing happened where I work, but the incompetents only glued the shutter, not the many other entrances.
The common factor: the code project. It's a conspiracy I tells ya!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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My door is fine. I just checked.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No-one superglued the bolder across the cave entrance. that's good.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Your door maybe fine....but did you not notice the Sheep is still attached?
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P0mpey3 wrote: Sheep is still attached
Dolly? She's not attached - she's engaged!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Sorry, I ran out of glue
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You're right! Someone just superglued the nob on top of the tea pot!
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servers himself right he shouldn't have sat on the teapot in the first place
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, it fell off so it was glued back on.
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knob - bit on top of teapot
nob - slang for a member of the nobility
so which have you stuck to the teapot?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Worse: check the Gin bottle...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Keith Barrow wrote: the incompetents only glued the shutter That's not incompetence; it's pure common sense.
I mean, it's not like they're called "openers".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote: I think we will never know!
As if it is 9/11. Just file a police complaint.
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Shameel wrote: Just file a police complaint.
In Luton?
That's like prosecuting Genghis Khan for littering...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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