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I hope he's staying near a lavatory for the next few days!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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All historical accounts were altered to hide the cosmic truth about consciousness law. All books were rewritten to conceal the cosmic secret of consciousness law. They moved the Great Pyramid to destroy its geometric alignment.
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Confirmed! You took the green one. How many and for how long?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Next time you go mushroom hunting you'll remember the ones you found on the cow sh*t won't you?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Next time you go mushroom hunting you'll remember the ones you found on the cow sh*t won't you?
Or maybe not!
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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True
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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I always look at cow sh*t in the fields hoping that there is a mushroom sprouting.
Then I wonder if I should eat it?
This is mushroom season here. Many people are going into the jungle to collect them. I find them in almost every thing I eat these days both at home and at restruants.
I don't know who to ask about the 'magic mushroom' variety.
I just don't know what to look for and don't want to get a poisonous one.
That would not work too well.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: Then I wonder if I should eat it?
Or wash it first?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Dude, did you get a job in marketing?
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Find the right forum to ask this question.
Haythem Karoui wrote: Thanks in advance.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Smelling farts could save your life[^]
This is risky, a golden story like this but a couple of weeks old, bound to be a repost isn't it, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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All those years of of getting dirty looks and slap to the side of the head, when I was was just trying to save my wifes life.
Somehow I don't think she'll buy in to that.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Small doses, there is the problem.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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....and they're are probably right, because they will be too busy dragging up all the previous wars there has ever been.
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P0mpey3 wrote: they will be too busy dragging up all the previous wars there has ever been.
... they will be too busy doing their make-up.
No offense.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Agent__007 wrote: too busy doing their make-up
... don't forget looking at cat pictures and buying shoes!
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"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Says the Lady [note capital] who's salary is paid directly to Cadbury's
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Got me!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: who's
Grandma Nasty has been dispatched to give you a damn-good thrashing with a dictionary.
"who's" is a contraction of "who is"; the possessive form of "who" is "whose".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Weird Al Yankovic has a big dic...tionary.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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They might start one more war if you say that sort of thing...
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P0mpey3 wrote: They say if Women were in charge there would be no more wars...
just few countries not talking to each other.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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P0mpey3 wrote: too busy dragging up all the previous wars there has ever been.
Oh dear ... you've spent all the housekeeping on booze, football shirts and Chocolate Hobnobs again haven't you?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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