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When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck!
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Leslie already mentioned something like this. I don't agree because i don't find trucks very interesting, no matter how they smell. Flying is much better, especially all aircraft that don't need a runway.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Would it be saucer shaped per chance?!
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When I see something saucer shaped land, I will go inside as soon as they open the door and before they ever have a chance to get out. Then I will tell them that I have acid as blood, will lay some eggs in them or similar stuff to make them leave at once, take me with them and never come back.
Until then I will have to stick to rotors and mostly models. That reminds me. I wanted to book a helicopter and a flight instructor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Is he blind?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Where's the downvote button?
My wife does not smell like a truck when she wears leather.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: My wife does not smell like a truck when she wears leather.
Pictures or it never happened. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Non-KSS, but they're on other sites.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: they're on other sites
Links to the sites would be good.
Inquiring minds want to know. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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At least she is wearing leather boots.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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... and eyepatch
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I am wearing 2 eye patches since I saw her picture to try and erase it from my memory.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Where's the downvote button?
Where's the "get a sense of humor" button?
Jeremy Falcon
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Hmm, I'm thinking it's more to do with being tight fitting and errr shape defining...
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The last Google Doodle will rule them all.
Simply awesome.
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Which country? All I see is another tedious World-Cup one, thought it might be a LOTR one...
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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For me it's also a plain Google logo - but you can see all of the doodles here: http://www.google.com/doodles/[^]
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Click on the Logo.
Then click on the screen or on the flag of any of the 32 countries.
Keep clicking to go through the 32 nations.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Which country?
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Interestingly, the 'England' screen shows one of the characters eating a pie. A very large pie.
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Clearly the artist has been to Wigan... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You can hover and click on any countries flag.
You will notice a google related to them plus additional information on the screen.
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Keith Barrow wrote: another tedious World-Cup one, thought it might be a LOTR one
Are you trying to imply that LOTR is not tedious?
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