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Yeah I've known people like that; they start out weeks or months ahead of release talking about the device until you're ready to strangle them then when they get it they've got to show you every new feature and brag on it for another n weeks until you are so fed up you again want to strangle them.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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It cut off the bit where Kimmel said the phones were made in China, so we should kill all the Chinese.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It seems to be called a turbo trainer[^] - unfortunately I mistyped it into google and now I have piscine precipitation...
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Oh my cod!
Well somebody had to say it!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Yeah but there's a time and plaice.
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... and that's why your not allowed in Iceland.
[Vilmos mixes up two jokes, goes off for a little rest]
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Vilmos mixes up two jokes, goes off for a little rest gin
FTFY
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: Nagy Vilmos wrote: Vilmos mixes up two jokes, goes off for a little big rest gin
FTFY
FTFY
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True!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I fail to see any difference between gin & rest.
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Did you haddock bring that up?
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No comments
I'll get my coat now.
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Our business is money transfer to other bank a/c and in this business so many out late work under me I want develop a mobile app to run this activity any body devloper interested for work with me
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Work like can do in bank. Can ring if Bank work me. Please want develop mobile.
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P0mpey3 wrote: Please want develop mobile
What's the problem?
Your chair has five castors, you have a laptop and wifi - just get a fishing rod, a bone, some rope, and a dog - then zoom round the office developing!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Good for you!
Everybody should have a hobby.
Never, ever, accept code from a insecure website to handle anything to do with real money.
You do not know who is giving you the code, you do not know what it does, you do not know that it places the monies correctly into the appropriate account, without passing the details to any third parties.
Only get such code from reputable card transaction service companies - the scope for fraud otherwise is far too large. And remember, you personally could be liable for any monies lost if your action is seen to be negligent - which getting your code from a public forum would most certainly be!
And asking people you don't even know to collaborate on your company money transfer code is not just plain stupid and negligent, it is quite possibly grounds for dismissal if anyone higher up in your company finds out.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'll leave you to fill in the details:
import javax.microedition.midlet.*;
public class MobilePaymentApp
extends MIDlet
{
public MobilePaymentApp()
{
super();
}
@Override
public void startApp()
{
}
public void pauseApp() {}
public void destroyApp(boolean unconditional)
{
notifyDestroyed();
}
}
Hope it helps!
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Where does the account number go?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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In a public forum! Are you quite mad!
Send it to me by private e-mail, with your online password so that I can test it is working.
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It's on its way. Will U send me the codez now? It's urgentz!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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A more worrying question is where does the money go if you use his code?
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I'm off to buy some Champagne and Cigars.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I'd happily provide you with an app to transfer money to my account.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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