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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Pompy
Who?
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Pompeii.
They might be mummified in volcanic ash, but they'd stand a better chance of winning a football match than Pompey.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The Rabies Order 1974 prohibits entry of rabies-susceptible mamals into Great Britain unless issued with an import licence by the AHVLA or quarantine for observation and destroyed if he is still biting.
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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oh, come on. his salary is ten million pounds a year.
the sponsorship is on top of that, so even with no pay no play he'll pick up what, 8 million this year.
my heart (and shoulder) bleeds.
Hes a big ugly cheating scumbag who is, unfortunately, also quite good at kicking a ball.
id always thought that if i were he id use a portion of the wealth to fix my teeth - i now realise they are his weapon of choice, like hopoate's finger.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Absolute disgrace, he committed an assault and should be tried under the laws of the country, AFAICT footballers don't have diplomatic immunity, and the ground is part nation it is in.
As for the FIFA fine, it's laughable: £66,000 is about a third of his weekly wage from Liverpool (at least on the news site I found - a dare say his actual earnings are much higher).
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I do not disagree with you, but if the ban is total then he will lose a lot more than 66k.
Personally, I'd say "Burn 'im! Burn 'im, 'es a witch!"
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No, Suarez is a Vampire, a Zombie or more simply a rabies victim but not a witch, of course you must burn him!
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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I still don't get it. Why is biting someone so bad, and deserving of so much attention? It's not like he bit a piece out of that guy, or infected him with a zombie virus, or anything like that. He just left some teeth marks (not even particularly obvious ones) that will probably disappear soon. This is nothing. Anyone who thinks this is a big deal hasn't participated in real life yet.
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Because:
0) This is the third time he's done it.
1) It's a sign of some serious behaviour problems.
2) It's assault.
3) It doesn't set a good example to watching fans.
Put it this way: the football pitch is his place of work. Would you want to work with a colleague who bit your shoulder because he was pissed off?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Thanks for counting from zero!
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Well it beats being stabbed.
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Happen much in your office?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, that wasn't really an office job, but yes, plenty of incidents.
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Where were you working? McStabbies?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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0.) He knocked England out of the Cup.
1.) The English media need a 'Bad Guy' as no English player can be blamed for England going out.
2.) He knocked England out of the cup.
3.) He's Uruguayan, which makes him nearly Argentinian.
4.) He knocked England out of the cup.
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Rolling on the floor! where is the ::rolling on the floor emoticon here::
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You forgot to mention that he knocked England out of the Cup!
I won’t not use no double negatives.
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There is nothing wrong with the verdict. What he has done that will
1. Dirty image of football in-front of world
2. He is world class player and have lots of followers so what was the message their "GO bite your opponents"
3. We are human and not animals so his behavior was like a wild.
4. He has done this for 2nd time so its mean he is used to it.
5. Football is all about respect but he show football is all about hurt each other.
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
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Suvabrata Roy wrote: 5. Football is all about respect money but he show football is all about hurt each other money.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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How football is all about money
and Suarez show only Money
Life is all about share and care...
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I heard a theory that he was Autistic, but I haven't seen any of his paintings so I can't confirm it.
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What gives you that impression? Do you know it is genetic (Autism)? Oh! wait, he smiles in a particular manner too
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: What gives you that impression?
The behaviour tallies up, BTW the coming season will be the 5th Season in a row that he has been suspended for part of the season for either biting or racism.
I've heard, though I have no idea how reliable the source is, that he is Autistic and Liverpool know it but just haven't released it publicly (and why should they).
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Wonder what would happen if you put him and Mike Tyson together?, and/Or other famous bitters[^]
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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