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Fish and Chips rush into the police station.
"I think we've been a-salted."
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Are you certain the fish wasn't also battered
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A Flower rushes into a police station.
"I think I'm being stalked"
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Leaf it out.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I wouldn't start pollinating yet.
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That crime needs nipping in the bud
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I'm not stalking to you anymore...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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now we come to the root of the problem
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Your in it for the long run I see?
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Not me, i have passed it on to special branch
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It does carry a certain stigma
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I'll guess you have to be investigated for pollinating in a public place too.
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I'm getting the sense that you are diasporeing on me?
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My trunk is full already.
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Have the charges been potted?
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<RANT mode="ON"/>
The customer changed something in their SAP system a while ago and low and behold something in our code base that communicates with said SAP system stopped working. There are 5 logfiles none of which contain any useful information. I'm the poor sod who now has figure out what exactly broke, why this crap no longer works and fix it, say, until yesterday.
The problem is the culprit that manufactured this pile of manure is no longer with us and can thus not be properly punished.
Dare I mention the absence of documentation?
Nah, I'd better not!
Sometimes I really hate my job.
<RANT mode="OFF"/>
On the lighter side: tomorrow is the last day before a week and a half of vacation.
I shall now return to cursing at this code mess and whining and moaning about it.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Been there! Done That!! Feel for you!!! have fun on the Hols 
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Thanks! I can't wait to get away from this @!§#??.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: The problem is the culprit that manufactured this pile of manure is no longer with us and can thus not be properly punished.
Never forget the last out first blamed principal. Blame him and go on vacation.
With any luck someone will have figured out and fixed the problem before you return. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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At least you're better off than me - I'm writing my own pile of manure.
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I'd gladly be producing my own sh*t, alas I'm stuck with sorting out someone else's.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Same here - I have to replace a load of spaghetti built around hard coded server references - I am struggling to make head or tail of it.
The idiot who write it originally is still with us and is no help at all trying to figure out what it is meant to be doing and why. His excuse is he had to write several applications to support the sales/production roles for a startup all in double quick time and this particular nest of spaghetti is the result of requirements changing every day or so as management kept changing their minds. Most of the rest of this code base is pretty good as it has been re-engineered over time when things became more leisurely but the original dev says he didn't want to touch this particular mess as it worked but was indecipherable. But now it needs changing and it has fallen to me to fix it  By the way, the original dev is me too 
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