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Dalek Dave wrote: That must have been some shot.
Yes, it was a hole in one!
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On the back nine?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Huh, I didn't actually know the US and British English got out of sync on that one. Seems like quite a cockup.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I remember seeing a bugs bunny cartoon in which bugs was a customer in a diner and daffy duck the waiter.
At one point bugs yelled out "Hey, get your feathered fanny over here".
Not the sort of language you expect to see on kid's TV in Britain.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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A lot of the American cartoons of the time had a lot of strange language for something intended for children to watch.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I remember Ronnie Corbett appearing on Top of the Pops in the 70's singing a song called "Fanny"[^] - it caused great hilarity in the schoolyard!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I have a different one regarding a cow's tail.
Two peasants meet on the street. One of them has a black eye.
The other one asks: "Hey, what happened to you?"
The embarrassed explaination from the first one: "I was milking a cow. She was constantly waving her tail hitting me in the face. So I figured that if I bound a brick to her tail, she wouldn't be able to wave it anymore. Unfortunately, I was wrong."
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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I saw a beautiful young farmer's daughter walking down the road with a bull.
This buxom wench looked so nice I asked her if she would like to come back to my place for 'a good time'.
She said she had to take the bull to impregnate the cows.
"Can't the farmer do that?" I asked.
"Oh No", she said, "It has to be the bull".
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. 'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent, huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like 'ol squares in battle like uh, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces. Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, Bosun's Mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Which movie?
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The Shark Tales!!!
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Surely that well known monologue was delivered by John Kassir in "Soccer Dog: European Cup"...
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Mission of the Shark, starring Stacey Keach?
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Sharkando
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Easy one! "Finding Nemo".
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tl;dr
Is it Drop Dead Fred?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Sleeper.
At least reading this put me to sleep.
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A couple were Christmas shopping.
The shopping center was packed and as the wife walked around she was surprised to discover that her husband was nowhere to be seen.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called him on the cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, " Do you remember the jewellers we went into about 5 years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
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As for me, I sure do remember a Leslie when I see one.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Leslie Nielsen was the husband, of course!
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"I'm in the Pub next to that shop."
No wonder my search for "I'm in the pub next door." didn't find it, but I knew it was there somewhere.
I bow to your superior Leslie-Fu.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Uh, what were we talking about?
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Bacon, probably.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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